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I've hit f8 and ran safe mode but no difference just runs through set up and stays on Microsoft corporation thing with green bar scrolling for ages, tried safe mode networking as well and same thing!

Was using it normally the other day and then went to open a disc and it froze for ages, decided to turn it off by holding the power buttoin down for 5 secs and then restarted it, it went through it's normal set up for when it shut down unexpectedly but then after going past the Microsoft Corportation screen with the scrolling green bar the screen just goes blank. Have tried turning it on and off a few times now but just getting same result. Any idea's before i get ripped off in PC World or somewhere of similar ilk?

Thats the bint!

Been on this tonight and got jessica alba pop up on the cam, was defv her like, had a brief chat and then she was gone!

Aye Proseneski and Savicevic played at the same club as Stoikovic at the time, what a team that would have been.

Was talking about this at work today, Albert was bought on the back of USA 94 performances i'm sure and a lad was insisting that the same was done of Guivarch from France 98 but i've always thought he was already signed before the tournament started and that the first chance we got to see him was in the World Cup where he did nowt. I remember Liverpool bought Bernard Diomede on the back of France 98 and he never played a game in 4/5 years there, and also El Hadji Diouf and Salif Diao both went to Liverpool basically off the back of beating France in the group stages in 2002 i think it was.

Some world class players in there, 2 of my all time favourites in there in Dragan Stojkovic & Enzo Francescoli. Take it thats the same Bosman thats responsible for the Bosman ruling? Also thought he was Belgian.

This sort of shit makes me feel sick. Like when we could have had Rui Costa as well!

had a mixed bag on this tonight but just got my first online masterbation freak!

I prefer Miss Marple thanks, he's been on a few of those middle of the day aimed at the unemployed property shows and that hole in the wall more recently, i shouldn't know this shit but for some reason i do.

No thats another gay property developing couple you are thinking of, this bloke was a nailed on bender though so i'm sure that will have played its a part somewhere along the unexplained nature of his death.

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/showbiz/news/a...found-dead.html

Place your bets on Wor Cheryl's next bloke: http://www.skybet.com/skybet?action=GoEvTy...8&Sky_Ed_CC Tenner on Cowell for me like.

Aye, but you're a huckle, you are bound to say that What she needs is a Byker lad and I think I know just the bloke. Shes probably had more east end chod than Sunday dinners in her younger days, she needs a trip to Lemington! To be fair I've only heard a couple of tales about her and one of them probably isn't true. From the intelligence I've gathered she's no slag like or ever was, and believe me, mud sticks around these parts. Intelligence in Byker? You been drinking in the Raby again like Wacky? Cheryl is fucking mint and i wont have a bad word said about the lass! For all those giving it the "thick as fuck slag" bollocks, she can't be that thick to have got where she is and she's clever enough to walk away from a cheating husband unlike Terry's lass or Tess Daly. Hope she takes the slimy little cunt for all she can even though she doesn't need the cash. And as for needing a Byker lad there's nee way she'll shit in her own backyard, she used to the high life now she needs a lad from Gosforth!

I'm keeping it real with a Nokia 6500 classic since my N96 broke, the 6500 is the best looking phone ive had i reckon. Still waiting on my insurance i get on my phone from my bank account to get back to me to sort the N96, anyone claimed for their phone through insurance via their bank? Wondering whether they'll get me to send it off to vodafone to see if it can be fixed or back to Nokia given its within its 24 month warrenty.

Haway lads give the kid a brake

What exactly was wrong with Cheryl's lip?

What exactly was wrong with Cheryl's lip?

Everytime, ahead of Shola too

Mark Bright is the worst co-commentator i've ever heard, even eclipsing Craig Burley's spell at Setanta. He can't get a sentence out without stuttering or mispronouncing something.

Clearly downloading vids from redtube, honesty is the best policy. Redtube, boysfood they're all much of a muchness after 6 wanks

Jamie T Sticks and Stones - Mint.

Anyone else use this to convert videos for the iphone/ipod touch? Having trouble converting anything at the minute, getting the download failed message everytime, anyone know what problem might be? TIA

That will play havoc with your silverback like arms, it will pluck more than tom on his new geetar I'll just have to extend the terms of my next back sac and crack to include forearms.