Smooth Operator

I'd like to see those if you can get something sorted mate. Should be back in town at some point over the next few months, so I'll have a rummage around then. And then you'll have a look for those photos?

Shit in a bag and post it through their letterbox or if you've got a dog get it to shit in a bag - post it through in the morning after they've gone out and it'll fucking stink by the time they got back.

I'd like to see those if you can get something sorted mate.

Alreet bum boy, u got any old photos from school, first, middle or high school? Got a couple of class photos with you at your nerdy best!! Might have to post them.

I've always thought it was said gip!

Fingering, strap-ons, eating pussy, regular dyke shit I'd imagine!

I don't get it, it's been born with 5 legs and they are getting rid of the extra 1 and 1 crippled leg, why not just get rid of the crippled one and leave it as a normal 4 legged feline?

I'm 1 of the 8 mongs so far! If it was set up then a - the lasses would be much nicer b - the bloke wouldn't be wearing a balaclava c - they would never have sharked the fat wife with the black kecks.

Bored as fuck, anyone got any decent websites that might give me an itch?

Ducker in being a complete wanker shocker!

Spunkmuncher.

I fucking hate watching Chelsea.

Just got back from the Metrocentre, purchases included: In car dvd player Pair of white adidas forest hills Series 5 of the Soprano's Primark shirt 4 snots man you can't go wrong.

Splashed all over the tabloids today that she's chucked him out!

How long were you sent down for? I ate their pussies for hours.

Class especially the one where he got the dress up and the kecks down!! Used to do this to lasses in the 6th form common room on a daily basis!! Anyone know how you can get that video and send it out on facebook?

F'narrrrr He was a bit of a tosser wasn't he. I would have given him a bitch slap, told him to get his coat and jog on! Alreet pet, I like the cut of your gip - jog on - used to use that back in the day. Have you got a blue minge too?

Just had Wacky on the blower, the crazy little twat took the dog out for a walk in Heaton Park with only his dressing gown on as he threatened to do, anyway the numpty has been blown up a tree in the park and has had to get the Fire Services to come and get him down.

I'd have Chimbonda, he's a quality defender, strong in the tackle, good in the air and gets forward well. Strength in depth and all that although if I had to choose I'd prefer Woody.

Big old tree has come down over the road from me and next doors gate was banging all night. Went out and taped the fucka up in the end, hope the bastards cannot get out!! They've had to close one of the footpaths on site at work cos it's created a wind tunnel effect and people were gwetting lifted of their feet!!

I was only upset cos you wouldn't let me enter you and make a train. Had to make do with wanking Floyd off in the front room.

I'm over the moon if this is true!! I knew he'd fuck this up sooner or later! Poor Cheryl, get yourself back up here, get down your old local and I'll be down to sort you out pet, nowts the bother!

Fuck you you hard nosed bastard, me and Wacky are just like that in the club everytime we hook up for a pint. Ramsey should have just glassed him. Useless fecker that he was. The sad fuck would've glued the glass back together and used it to catch his tears in, then give Ramsay a blowie, he looked the sort.

Now that's what I'm mother fucking talking about rudeboy!! Prefer Terri myself... she'd still get it like, but she'd have to wait her turn! Jesus there's no contest imo.

Who fucked with my topic title? All that dizzle shizzle shit!?! Who the fizzle dizzle yizzle thizzle yizzle are?!?