Smooth Operator

I'd fuck her brains out - fucking lovely her like!! How EPDD do you do nudes? Sort us out man ffs!!

Nah biatch, the big Snoop D.O. double G is still kicking it like a mother fucka.

Fuck you you hard nosed bastard, me and Wacky are just like that in the club everytime we hook up for a pint.

Watching the new Snoop Dogg, Osbournes style reality show and the big dogg is in a yoga class with a hot blonde instructor doing a stretch and she goes, " this is designed to open your hips up", Snoop replies, "Yeah girl, I got a little something to make you open your hips up too baby!" Made me do a laugh where snot comes out!

Sorry to hear all that mate, keep your chin up son.

Now that's what I'm mother fucking talking about rudeboy!!

I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod. Look what trouble Terri's baps have caused! Perhaps she can come too to see what her tits are responsible for!

I was told she fell for J69 because he's such a hard bastard and good looking kid, but stopped short of shagging him because his cock was just too big. Have you taken over wackys obsession with posting about me for no apparent reason? Im glad i irritate you so much You know the reason, you're a top shelf cunt! Remember that time he said he was going to knock me out It turns out he's actually 5ft9 and 10st as well. Selective memory there. I think the story went you had 1 shandy too many and called everyone around you a specky fucking cunt (or something similarly intelligent). And i remarked if you had been sat next to me when you said it id have 'put you on your arse'. Its a moot point anyway as like wacky you make stories up to prove how much of a working class 'lercal' you really are Right that's it I'm going on the next toontastic piss-up and am gonna be all up in J69's face until he "puts me in my place"!!!!! Fucking nimrod.

Who gives a shite, what you think a pillow case is for? I got into trouble doing something similar, piled the duvet over this lass so just her arse was exposed and went about banged the bejesus out of her. Anyway when I shot my load all over her deriere (sp) she crawls out from under and kicks of saying who were you pretending to be fucking there then you bastard!

I got a pm which I can only describe as being a cry for help. Was all about how his uncle touches him under the guise of telling him this is how to please the opposite sex.

If you haven't booked removal men yet can I recommend Bottom Price Removals, you;'ll find their number in the free paper. Really professional and take real good care of your shit!

Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run. With his cock in your mouth as the protein shake feeding tube? A shot of dwarf spunk and I can do a 3 minute mile!!

Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Amen to that. I'd rather put Wacky's underpants on my head like a balaclava and go out jogging ffs! Prude! I wear Wacky like a feed bag everytime I go for a run.

This topic is a bit high-brow for a Byker druggie - Wacky what has happened to you? You're half the man you used to be!

So this Fridays Euro Lottery is 54 mill and Saturdays Lotto is at 18 mill and must be won. Can see me blowing my pay cheque on this like!! Was reading on the bbc website that 4 of the top 10 best selling ticket outlets are in the Canary Wharf area in London. Greedy city type bastards, as if 100% annual pay rises aren't enough!!

Dog shit.

Tbf I wouldn't touch that. Fucking liar, you would crawl over broken glass for a piece of it You've confused me with someone else, I'm the one that would knock a dwarf sparko to get to your lass.

Tbf I wouldn't touch that.

Tbf you can't call him a flop he just didn't settle. A flop is a Marcelino for example.

Meenzer to name but 1!! My back is hairer than that miscreant tbh!

Exactly my diminutive marra! Some of my ex's from school have blossomed magnificently so much so I had to............................best not get into that!

How the fuck do you feel lucky tonight when it's only early afternoon? Are you in a different time zone like?

Why would anyone pay for Friends Runited when Facebook and Myspace are free?

Wahey - bet you've had a few lucky dips in your time!

I've not been to the dentist in nearly 10 years and if it costs that much nowadays then I'll not be going unless my dominos are hanging by a fucking thread.