Brock Manson

Today's hot seller at the restaurant: Sardines on toast with roasted new potatoes, cauliflower 'couscous' and a tomato vinaigrette. Awesome stuff! All I did was pre toast the bread, douse it with a little sauce then hoy everything together in the 200 degree oven for 7 mins.

I'm fucking pissed off because my clutch cable broke this morning. My car was serviced YESTERDAY and the useless fucking caths, despite specific instruction and £20's labour to look at the clutch declared there was nothing wrong with it. Not even out of my drive and it goes. Had to ring into work and have the boss come and pick me up ffs.

Thirsty, Rayvin-san?

That prick on 32 seconds who puts in a ridiculously dangerous challenge - he'll be fasttracked to the first team to partner Catts in the derby.

Amsterdam.

£300 won't get you very far down that way. Take her to brown town.

A job that requires some elbow grease.

I was thinking maybe it's some piece of metal or the like as you say, but surely if I'm paying these caths £20 just to look then they'd have the same thought? That said, it's barely clicked at all the past 3 days so maybe it's the cold and rain that's effecting it.

Any petrolheads on here? My car has just been serviced, and after paying the fuckers an extra £20 to look at my clutch, they've called and said they can't find anything wrong with it. The past month it has been intermittently clunking whenever I change gear. It changes gear fine, but I could do without the noise as it can get pretty loud. Given it's ridiculously pricey to have a new clutch installed, I'd rather a minor fault be dealt with now rather than waiting to see if it gets worse. A google search has problems ranging from friction to a broken clutch, so I'm none the wiser. Anyone have an idea what's wrong/how to fix it?

You going to be knocking on Gemmil's door with a tire iron in hand?

Extremely nsfw.

How the mighty are falling.

It's about time we dropped Williamson. He's been threatening to score a few own goals before today and now that he has, I worry he'll be over his purple patch.

Aye, I think with Haidara we've got a guy who could be a very good PL full back. We wouldn't be able to fit Bertrand in with Santon's guaranteed starts & Haidara coming through (and potentially Dummett), but I still think he's a good player though.

Would love Bertrand at NUFC - very good player.

He'd like Pacific Rim - far better film of robots smashing things.

You of all people should appreciate a tale about a robot with a heart.

Sublime I remember watching that 95 playoff final on telly.

Would be nice to see Liverpool slip out of the 'title race' and out of the CL places too, but I think that's too much to hope for this season I think. Although I'm not sure who out of them and Spurs I'd rather see miss out this season - I hate them both. Been a miserable run of form so aye! Love it when Newcastle and Reading both win. Funny how Le Fondre pops up with a hattrick when Celtic are rumoured to be after him though.

Real Steel 'Real Shite' would've been more appropriate. Hugh Jackman is hopeless. The kid is really annoying. The film tries to cram in as many hollywood cliches as it possibly can. A film about robots beating the shite out of each other shouldn't be made to be anything other than that. 3/10

Freedman, isn't it?

Fish, we need another almost-but-not-quite match thread.

Reading 7 - 1 Bolton