Brock Manson

Top half of the final 20 minute form table for the last round of matches.

Happy Birthday Cath!

That globe is awesome. Happy Birthday for y'day.

The Lego Movie I haven't laughed so much in the cinema since Goldmember. Superb.

There's nothing for Debuchy here. Or Ben Arfa. Or Sissoko, who'll be next.

John Hartson starting up top with Fernando Morientes. Not sure what position Booker T Washington will play though.

Hilarious.

It'd be nice to be owned by a man with real pedigree.

BBC dedicating far too much coverage to curling in order to appease the seceding scots?

A melancholy wank to a bolivian webcam stripper?

Congratulations, Chez, Mrs Chez and the Chezlettes. I thought you'd called the kidda 'CT' then for a second.

Hope you had a good one!

Given Pards' sporadic use of Ben Arfa, to say he's to blame for the post Christmas slide is top wumming.

This. Absolutely gutting when I was a kid - they were my favourite players at the time too.

Brill.

Hindsight truly is 20-20.

Nothing quite like a gushing vag.

I'm not sure what the angle is. Is it wummery or is Shia Labeouf a toon fan? I'd have blocked the cross-dressing cath months ago were I able to remember how to do so.

There's something off about Cliff Richard though. I'm not implying he's sexually abused anyone, but it wouldn't surprise me if he turns out to be a serial killer or some such. They might go down into his cellar after an anonymous tip-off and find his 'living doll' collection submerged in formaldehyde. (Not implying anything/all ewerk's idea.)

Premier Inns are decent fair if you're only stopping for a weekend. Don't need to spend much time in a hotel anyway. It's all about the full english in the morning - a few have them as buffets. A man could get his CT well and truly on make no mistake (that is more a refined CT on, rather than the microfried egg bollocks).

How come you know so much about the newcastle chants? Season ticket holder?

0-4 against Spurs. Masterful stroke selling Cabaye, no way in hell are we going to get anywhere near Europe without him in the side. More season-long loan signings in for next season so we can win safety by February again and wash our hands of another season. We're never getting shot of Ashley.

This whole sorry mess of a team can fuck off.

How is that even possible?!