Brock Manson

I got a U in Economics AS level (spent most classes the way you did in politics) and 'forgot' to put it on my UCAS form or CV. No-one questions why I only did 3 AS levels.

Dexter Season 3 Customary slow start but I still absolutely love this show.

This. Little late to the party but good news nonetheless!

Is anyone else getting a scenario where a defender plays a pass back to the keeper when no-one else is around, only for the keeper to turn around and blart the ball into the top corner of his own net? Happened to me twice this season; both Hart and Federici did it. Drew and won the games but it's a little...interesting. Regardless, Ismael Aissati is arriving in the summer on a free (get in) and I'm trying to sign Ekdal on loan with option to buy, as I shipped out Jimenez. The 'bigger club' he went to was Lecce, who are currently 15th in their league. I'm 4 points clear in 2nd place.

Anyone doing better than 2? She's not quite dead yet yknow.

Kevin blatantly going to clean out some greasy chav lass' deep fat fryer.

He's not coming.

They'll tonk them at WHL unfortunately.

Oh please beat them by 3 goals, please.

Linked with Halliche as well. Transfer silly season tbh.

Jimenez wants out and is playing like crap, but now no-one wants him. Irony at its finest seeing as I was turning down bids left, right and center. I want to replace him with Albin Ekdal, who is transfer listed and would cost me exactly £5.5m...which is what Jiminez is worth. Just about holding on to 4th going into January, finished top of my group in the CL...and have drawn Lyon. Didn't think that was possible as they finished 2nd but w/e. Doubt I'll progress. Although I just knocked Chelski out of the league cup. 1-0 down until the 88th when Kerzakhov (who is still awesome) blasts it in, and then Church rolls it into the corner in the 92nd minute.

Not bad, seems like most people drive a corsa as their first car these days. Technically my first car was a ford focus as I was on me mam's insurance, but then I drove a p-reg Citroen ZX. It's clapped out now (well, it was clapped out then!) but what a car, shook to bits if you went over 80mph.

We're about to have a team full of lumberjacks and 80's porn stars by the looks of it.

In Bruges. Thought it was brilliant, even more so because I've been there. Even taken a photo of the dog that crops up in one of the shots.

Who's still here from then though? Steven Taylor, Harper and Ameobi? The management and boardroom is completely different and there's no Shearer in any capacity either. Take your point but he might still be bitter about the club, notwithstanding that the protagonists have long gone. I get the impression he's not the sharpest tool in the box. On the flip side I think he's one of the more intelligent players, you can't be both totally thick and that opinionated surely. LeazesMag is the exception, not the rule. haha. Scraping the barrel now thompers...... Top players wanted to come here and play in europe. Now they don't. Take a good look at yourself lad. Ben Arfa?

Andy Carroll with an absolute piledriver for a last gasp winner. 1-0 ManUre to hit the post 3 times and have 2 goals given offside.

Cattermole should've had a straight red for elbowing O'Connor. Didn't really see what the fuss was over Bramble's 'error'. He just headed it out for a corner.

He's the antithesis of Domi.

Merci Malcomdj. Accueillir au notre forum! Pensez-vous que Marseille exécutera bien cette saison? Je pense que Niang est fantastique, mai j'ai ecouté qu'il sera vendu. C'est vrai? (Je suis désolé, mon français est ne pas bien!)

Bye bye Kevin. N-O will love to have you.

Started a new game with Sampdoria. In: Subotic (£10m) Garay (£4.1m monthly installments) Van der Vaart (loan + £7m option to buy) Out: Palombo (£10m) If anyone has a bit of money to spend, I strongly recommend getting Subotic and Garay as they are an absolutely awesome pairing in defence. Currently second after 10 games and only conceded 5! Cassano is scoring for fun too. I need to raise money as I want to make VDV's transfer permanent. Only have £1m in the kitty after signing the CBs.

Happy Birthday!

CH should tell Mike what sort of sell-on value a player like Ben Arfa would get. Young & talented fits into his grand scheme of things after all. Doubt this move will come off, just seems as if Marseille were trying to start a bidding war which just hasn't happened.

The A-Team I really enjoyed it, despite the fact that clearly none of it is possible.

You'd think given he'd had a year out, he would've known he wouldn't be able to see another job through... Great manager, shame he's made himself look a bit of a tit because of this.