Brock Manson

I love a gal with a great big tackle swinging between her legs. Your survey didn't quite allow that option.

Drunk? Regardless, he had 3 people in a two-seater car. Prick.

I only bring myself.

Never mind Ferrari and their team orders; no-one even bothered to pick up Vettell trying to force Alonso into the wall right off the starting grid. German driver at Hoffenheim mind; hardly a surprise. If Hamilton had done that, he'd have been slapped with a penalty no sooner had he turned the first corner.

A little silly...

Not really. It improves the depth of the squad, and means we potentially get a highly-rated player for a season.

My girlfriend loves that one, always playing it. Catchy song. Have you seen Muse live young Kevin!? Absolutely incredible band.

Josh Ritter - The Temptation of Adam Sublime.

Laura Marling is great, really hope she wins it, even if the prize is a bit shit given the acts who have won it in previous years... She's brilliant live regardless.

Buy some cillit bang and swig away till your heart's content.

Toy Story 3 Loved it.

20 goals for a shit team with no service? Swap him for Best.

Nice one, Gordon.

I play hockey with a doctor in astrology, so have sent him the link. He told me to look up this one: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Extr...Large_Telescope

Turned down Anthony Annan to sign him didnt he? Or was that later? Was definitely Paul Ince in charge when Annan was on trial. It was that cunt Paul Ince. He stated that since he was a good midfielder, he knew one when he saw one. So with our budget it was indeed Grella or Annan. To top it all off he signed Fowler for a laugh as well. God help any team that signs that useless arrogant moron as their manager. He spends more time on the golf course than working on getting his UEFA badges, a contractual obligation when he was Rovers manager. I've thought he was a twat ever since he blamed the fact he didn't get a top job in the premiership because he was black. Turns out it was because he's a shit manager.

Danny isn't annoying, he's just a complete and utter spunk bubble. Whereas Kevin on the other hand is more annoying than cayenne pepper under the foreskin.

In comes Mark James (think he might be a regen, 19 years old in 2011) from ManUre for £1.5m. Have managed to keep hold of Mancienne, as well as Hart who Man City wanted to buy back. Twats. James has looked very good in friendlies alongisde Gibson so far. My team is looking pretty solid and I still have £15m in case of emergency. Trying to sign Marek Cech as backup LB on a free, looked decent during a trial. Lost out on Steven Fletcher because Liverpool jumped in at the last minute.

Eggs, chips and beans.

You'd need to bring in a canary with you.

A little stressed as the girlfriend is coming to stay for a few days and I need to go out and buy enough food for the two of us. She's vegetarian so trying to come up with some ideas for dinner.

Still not dead yet then?

Was an absolute beast of a player at his peak, I remember seeing him single-handedly demolish Reading in their first season in the prem. The way he moved on and off the ball was incredible. Definitely lost his drive, he should've been alot better at Barca than he was. As someone said; he likes to be the main man, so he should in theory bang them in again in the MLS.

Activision are making it? Fucking Activision? It'll be shit. You can't remake Goldeneye without having Rare on board. I just watched that trailer and was shaking my head saying it's wrong. The game was a classic; let it be. Every Bond game since has been dire, this will be no exception.

Finished 3rd overall, possibly because I managed to somehow convince Alexandr Kerzakhov to sign when I offered him a contract. £1.9mil compensation and he banged in 13 goals in 15 games for me. Awesome. Club was taken over and they wanted to replace me with Alex Mccleish, but the new chairman decided to let me change his mind. 3rd place and an FA Cup final was good enough as he offered me a new contract! (Lost in the final to Man City) I've bought Kranjckar (£5.5m), Mattock(£5.5m) and some french AMRC for £10m. Looks like Mancienne wants to go to ManUre so I'll probably need a new CB now. Balls.

Taylor Swift - Forever & Always (piano version)