Brock Manson

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Brilliant, even more distance between us and Forest. Promotion looking very likely now.

Fucking appalling corners so far. Hope it doesn't come back to bite us on the arse.

Merry Birthday, have a great one!

I know we may tease Craig for being a little slower with the funnies than others, but he's even posting the same pic after himself now.

We were cheated out of a proper hot summer last year. Bring it on.

You mentioned sport stars (), so these are all for when I play ice hockey: On the ice but before warming up: Skate round the whole rink. Hit the plexi behind the goal with my stick (or wherever there's people) Before the first faceoff: Lean on the goal nonchalantly During a game: Tap my helmet with my catcher Tap each post with my stick Knock both gloves together before going into my stance as the opposition has a breakaway.

Complete cunt of a man, who managed a complete cunt of a team.

The Sig tends to play best just behind the striker. Swap deal + cash for Nolan would be ideal, but in reality Reading would want silly money for him. He looks like a terrific player, given that this is his first full season. Nugent and Belhadj? No better than what we've got tbh.

Wondering what it would be like to throw my coffee in the person talking to me's face.

Forest 2-0 down now.

LOVENKRANDS!

Boumsong was playing for Lyon in Madrid I see...

Should've tased 'em.

Haha. Thankyou very much for your donation Alex!

That all? Fingers crossed we'll have no trouble with the flight back then. I think we were headed Calais way, but I'll have a chat with the lads. We're meant to stay in our 3 aye, we also have to text back home every day so the organisers know where we are. Not sure if we can nip through Belgium as I'm not sure the embassy there knows about us. France, Spain and Morocco all expect us. Although tbh I doubt we'd be sticking around in Belgium so I'll definitely consider that as a way round Calais. Thanks for all the advice guys! Oh and cheers JawD, you're a true gent.

Hopefully when we get there we can spend a few days in Morocco, depends how lucky we are by way of lifts. One of those places I've always fancied visiting, even more so now that I've heard more about the place! Flight home is booked for the 15th, so plenty of time to get to Marrakech (hopefully ). I think we're just sticking to the one city in Morocco, since we want to go through Madrid and have a little look round there too. The Spanish leg of the trip is a little worrying as apparently it's a ghost town over Easter Weekend. Although if we manage to get to Spain by Easter Weekend it'd be some achievement! I figured there'd be the odd pickpocket about, we'll be wearing charity t-shirts so no doubt we'll be a prime target. Disposable cameras and an 8-year old mobile for me. I've been to Egypt before and the markets were similar, never got a chance to haggle as I didn't buy anything. Cheers for the advice, I'll bear it all in mind when we get hungry! Really can't wait to explore the place mind, there's 3 of us and we'll stick together, which is a little more comforting. I'll try and post pics on here when I get home naturally. Thank you so much for your donation btw, can't believe I'm already a third of the way towards my target and I posted this yesterday!

Reading 2-3 down.

Martin, you're a true gentleman.

Reading 2-0 up against Villa.

Hey Everyone, I'm all set to hictchhike to Morocco on April 2nd. Starting off in Nottingham and ending up at Marrakesh. This is all to raise money for Learning Community Development, who provide sub-Saharan African children with better access to an education. Hopefully with your kind help I can raise £350 to donate to this worthy cause. I am organising donations through my justgiving site: http://www.justgiving.com/Tom-Harnett Obviously I feel a bit cheeky asking you lot, but I've never really done something like this before. I really think it's a great charity though, and I'm happy to try and raise some money for them. For more information, feel free to send me a pm. The link below is to LCD's website. http://www.lcdinternational.org/ Thanks for reading! Tom

Horror tackle by Shawcross on Ramsey, straight into an ambulance. Sounds really serious, poor fella.

I was in Florida last year for a [step]family holiday and we went to Sea World one of the days. What struck me as interesting was at the killer whale show. Right before the whales were due to perform, the head trainer called them all around to where he was standing backstage. One of the bigger whales appeared to shake its head, swum away prompting all the whales to follow suit. The next 15 minutes some poor sod in a wetsuit had to bullshit to the crowd because the whales had told them to fuck off.

Who did they play against when most of their squad had food poisoning? Must be something in the water down there...

Seems sad, the trainers there are really dedicated. ...I bet there was some blubbering though.