Brock Manson

What a goal

Satisfied.

I suggested crispy duck, where's my money?

Ignore this fucking troll. Sorry to hear about your job Jonny, I hope you can get back on your feet mate.

I have a friend who goes windsurfing, it looks alot of fun.

Cristina Peck - Sweetheart Tune.

Small scar on the foreskin where a lass was a bit too zealous with a handjob. I wasn't driving at the time though.

Fuck me sideways. That episode had me on the edge of my seat throughout! Have to wait till fucking March for the DVD to come out! Wor lass is gonna have to put up with me watching this every week now, she hates the show.

Maybe that's what the braces were all about...

Maybe that's what the braces were all about...

I might just watch Saw instead.

I liked it ! I know. I looked and no-one's had a bad word to say about it yet. Remember the bit where they walked to a refugee camp holding a million people and saw the blokes family through the fence in the space of 15 minutes? I might watch it now as you don't like it. Nailed on hit tbh.

The Queen.

For her. Well hey 2tugs, you're just as much of a cunt in 2009 as you were in 2008. Well done. Wind your neck in man.

For her. Well hey 2tugs, you're just as much of a cunt in 2009 as you were in 2008. Well done.

Not a big fan of kissing every drunk fucker in a pub come 12 tbh. Was flirting with my boss' daughter all night. Not a smart move at all.

Merry New Year. I'm sodding working the New Year's Eve shift mind.

Doyle has stated that he's not going anywhere until the summer if Reading aren't promoted.

Done.

I'm sure there have been red cards before the game has started? Was talking about this incident today; my boss who used to ref once sent a player off 45 mins before the game for calling him an old cunt. I doubt this is true mind.

Wu Tang - Tearz

Cleaner Standard Samuel L Jackson affair; him shouting at white people for an hour and a half. Enjoyable and worth a rent mind; he's a crime scene clean up person who gets tangled up in a murder case and has to prove who the real killer is.

My thoughts: MA should put an offer for Ryan Taylor in Jan because the cunt ALWAYS scores in these fixtures.

You are an idiot aren't you? Shock horror! The Pope doesn't like the gays! FFS it's hardly breaking news, you think he'd come out and demanded a cull of all shirt-lifters given some of the reactions. And technically homosexuality isn't a sin in the Cathlolic Church, otherwise half our priests would be heading straight for hell. If thinking the pope is a cunt for preaching hate (because that's what he's doing) then I guess you're right, I am an idiot.

Fuck me gently. In the 2 hours the pub was open on my shift this morning, we made £900! Had 3 pints (all I could consume before the pub closed up) bought for me, then went to me best mate's (no 2 tugs I didn't drive) and proceeded to get bladdered off cheap lager and baileys. Got a new phone from the lass, a Dexter t-shirt (which I actually love ), couple bottles of JD and a PS2. Smashing. Hope everyone had a great Christmas, and your hangovers are as bad as mine will be tomorrow morning!