Brock Manson

Shola Ameobi had always wanted a top-of-the-range car to match his status as a top football player so he goes to a dealer to buy a brand new state-of-the-art, computer-enhanced dream mobile. He drives off in his new car. Later, deciding he wants some music, he searches for the radio. The dashboard looks like a control panel on a 747. He fiddles with this button, that gizmo...but finally gives up, having failed to find the radio. Furious, he races back to the dealership and screams at the salesman, telling him they forgot to install the radio. The salesman assures him it's right there in front of him, hooked into the onboard computer. All he has to do is tell it what he wants. He demonstrates:- "Classical", he says. *click* The car fills with the sounds of Beethoven. "Blues", he says, and *click* a B.B. King classic plays. Shola drives off amazed. "Country", he says, and *click* a Garth Brooks tune comes on. "Punk." *click* The Pistols singing 'God Save the Queen'. He's so captivated by this new toy that he isn't paying much attention to the road. Another driver pulls out from a side street and cuts him off... "CUNT!!!" he screams. *click* "Good morning, everyone. This is Spooney, and you're listening to 606"...

You could say that. But have you already asked 50 Cent?

Aye, just ask Fish. I get the impression that Fish doesn't know your occupation, hence his eagerness to find out. Morbid curiosity. Mad as cheese. Are you considerably richer than Fish? I already asked him that. But have you already asked manc-mag? Nope, you'll have to ask him when he breaks and comes back. But have you already asked yourself?

Aye, just ask Fish. I get the impression that Fish doesn't know your occupation, hence his eagerness to find out. Morbid curiosity. Mad as cheese. Are you considerably richer than Fish? I already asked him that. But have you already asked manc-mag?

Aye, just ask Fish. I get the impression that Fish doesn't know your occupation, hence his eagerness to find out. Morbid curiosity. Mad as cheese. Are you considerably richer than Fish?

Shark Attack - Red Flag Great reggae band.

Aye, just ask Fish. I get the impression that Fish doesn't know your occupation, hence his eagerness to find out. Morbid curiosity.

My mate once played a prank on another mate of mine. We had a samurai sword at one point (a replica one I hasten to add. Kerrazee students) so he picked it up and hid in a wardrobe with a towel on his head. When the door opened, he sprang out wielding the sword. The poor bloke who opened the wardrobe swung at him then legged it. Another one was the bastards hid my hockey kit right before I had to get a bus to a match we were having in Peterborough. Wankers.

Must admit to being curious as to what Fop does for a living after trawling through all this shite.

Reading are really short of cash. No, his contract is up next summer and he's made it clear he wants out. Reading's chairman just doesn't splash money about is all. Shorey's a perfectly capable left back when he's in the right frame of mind. Looked brilliant in the Championship-winning season. Not great defensively though, but he has a cracking free kick on him. Worth a shout if Enrique leaves. And they are short of cash. I just said they weren't.

Reading are really short of cash. No, his contract is up next summer and he's made it clear he wants out. Reading's chairman just doesn't splash money about is all. Shorey's a perfectly capable left back when he's in the right frame of mind. Looked brilliant in the Championship-winning season. Not great defensively though, but he has a cracking free kick on him. Worth a shout if Enrique leaves.

Shark Attack - Bloody Red Eyes

Fop is the bobby in that video I reckon.

A proud sitter.

Oh, I've got finesse in spades. It's just asymmetrical finesse. Your toilet must be far from a wall to fit a banjo in there, or do you sit twisted round? Nah, I always find sitting uncomfortable. These toilet seats are just too low down and the aperture is really just a bit too small for someone with a sphincter as colossal as mine. I pretty much never fail to make a complete mess of the toilet seat. Ho hum. Thems the breaks I suppose. Are you saying that you stand, or squat, to poop? And basically just shit all over the place, whilst playing a banjo?

Would look great if you were buried next to him, that.

Pwned.

Shock, horror,........................kill all the outsiders! yeh, that's exactly what I said I actually have no problem with danny other than posting spurs' news on a newcastle fan site but you're a tosser anyway You`re an inbred. Thats coming from a scouser. He's not a scouser...

I wish he'd go already, sick of reading about it tbh.

If he's so amazing, why's he only going for an initial 6 million euros? And then 11 million isn't that much in today's market. Could be a good signing if he adjusts to the premiership, but he's very lightweight...

Just watched Porky's again. "Has anyone seen Mike Hunt?"

Has suddenly sprouted testicles.

Is talking poo.

Should know that's a cracking song.