Brock Manson

Shit I just lost the game.

"They qualify Champions League"

According to the floppy-haired, power mad one, we're unveilling Taiwo today. Which I assume would mean Warnock won't be coming. Yours sincerely, Brock

I didn't realise he was 30! Yours driving and having sexingly, Brockles

Who's going to come up with the inevitable "they all look alike" post then?

Nearly 3 years on and that's still true, take a listen to that plank Reggie, if there's a more annoying show on the radio than him and that blonde bint I've yet to hear it. I think Reggie's fairly canny meself like...

Sweeney Todd. I'm not sure whether I liked it or not...I found most of the songs to be crap, but the ending was well-filmed.

Merry Geburtstag!

No way! R.I.P. Isaac.

My Mam and dad are coming back from Scotland in their motorhome and both front tyres have worn down to the rim on the inside of the Tyre. MvB pulled over, fashioned a quick BBQ from an upturned trolley, threw a couple porterhouse steaks on there and turned his attention to the van. Hoisting it onto his shoulders he adressed the tyres, convincing them with his usual charm and affable nature to re-inflate and not to do it again. Set it back down in time to serve up the Steaks and sat to have a nice chat with my Dad about genealogy while complimenting my Mam on her cross-stitching. I also heard he was heading off to Ossetia to act as a cease fire enforcer, volleying the missiles and mortars back from whence they came disarming them in the process. Leave it to Fish to make a joke not funny anymore.

You want to actually have intercourse before you comment on it? ... Brockles, mate. I don't want to actually have intercourse with you.

You want to actually have intercourse before you comment on it?

That's not what your missus said last night. Why,did she use your real name like? Wasn't really listening, I had my iPod blaring out Bowling For Soup the whole time... Because it helps with your premature ejaculation problem? So long as I get mine...

That's not what your missus said last night. Why,did she use your real name like? Wasn't really listening, I had my iPod blaring out Bowling For Soup the whole time...

Ong Bak. Absolute fucking class, belter of a film.

That's not what your missus said last night.

R.I.P. Really didn't like kids that man.

Was anyone watching the parallel bars at around 10:30 this morning? This chinese bloke fell off, and the lass commenting goes "Looks like the bars found a chink in his armor"

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from Heathrow to New York. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game to pass the time? The blonde, tired, just wants to sleep. Politely she declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me £5, and vise-versa." Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, bored out of his mind, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me £5, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you £50." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game. The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a fiver and hands it to the lawyer. "Okay," says the lawyer," your turn." She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references. No answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches google. No answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworkers, to no avail. After an hour, he wakes the blonde and hands her £50. The blonde says, "Thank you," and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?" Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer £5, and goes back to sleep.

Say Anything - Shameless

Dairy me...that joke was an udder failure.

Merry Birthday!

Was he kind enough to give a reach-around? What a guy.

Marco popped into my pub yesterday for a quick pint. We had a go at the South Park quiz on the quiz machine. We didn't win anything though.

Benny Benassi - Bring The Noise Remix. Tune.