Brock Manson

The family buying our house at the end of the month are sotuh african. Always reminds me of the "Alan you can't!" scene.

O'Brien ffs.

You should be a holiday rep.

So old I seem to remember him posting it before...

What he said.

Hope people made wishes, they come true if it's a shooting star.

The front also reads "vestal masturbation" and depicts a nun flicking the bean. I wasn't said goth kid btw.

Merry Birthday.

Avril Lavigne - The Scientist

Euphemism? I wish; wor lass is jet-lagged.

Ever since I turned 18 I've barely drank at all. Last time I was drunk was May 17th. Don't drink when I go out because it's too expensive, and I only have the odd beer when someone has a BBQ. But one of the main reasons I used to drink was because I felt depressed, I don't anymore so have no need for booze. Suffice to say, I am currently light-headed.

Just about to crack open a bottle of Well's Banana Bread Beer.

What do you call the nun who's in charge of laundry? Sister Matic.

Not much has changed with Deco.

Which film is it where he wrestles a bloke in a bear costume?

Hornets aren't aggressive like wasps are mind. Frickin huge though.

Ramage came off the bench and played left back against Sampdoria.

We get our money back if he's found guilty right?

That really isn't saying very much.

Wasn't that just a line from 'Liar Liar'? That could well be it.

Got a few hockey sticks lying around for burglar-twatting. Wasn't there a story about a burglar who fell through someone's roof and successfully sued them for injuring himself?

Evolution.

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/108263/cicinho_great_goal/

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=msH_X2PnNyM...ted&search= http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlAkOhH9eek...ted&search= *Wince*

The feeling's mutual. Not that I make a habit of posing as a teenage girl when I'm online. At least not since I tried it with Brock and it turned out he was posing as a gay porn star. It's a funny old world. Now is that never telling anyone about that ever again? I have seedy conversations with a few of me friends online, but never a cyber. Same few who are happy to talk about such things in the real world. You'd think someone in a relationship wouldn't have need for cybersex with someone else though...my seedy convos are only a result of most people I know not being comfortable talking about such things.