Brock Manson

www.iwantoneofthose.com A site full of crap people give eachother on special occasions. Very handy.

Meat Loaf - It's All Coming Back To Me Now

I keep them level with my ear holes. But my hair is getting long anyway, so it just blends in really.

A ford focus, with two big fat "L" plates on it.

So does everyone, except from you. What. Ever.

How's this for a Saturday night. Best mate's 18th so I invite along my friend Tessa, who I like. Alot. It's a fancy dress, famous person theme party. I'm Enrique Iglesias, she's Marissa/Melissa from the OC. I got the DJ to play some Enrique, he played Hero. I ended up singing kareoke, and got Tessa up on stage with me and sang it with me arm round her. Then it's the final dance and I think "fuck it." I hold her and whisper "Tessa. I like you." "I may really like you" comes the reply. The "may" is the german lass. Shit.

He looks great on youtube...

Couldn't really think of a suitable thread to put this in, nor was I going to start one especially, but why don't refs have the balls to book players for diving? Diouf would've been sent off today. Vile, purtid individual that he is. When his own team continue playing when he's rolling around on the floor, "injured" then cards need to be shown, however amusing such a spectacle is. Kills the sport tbh.

Bowling For Soup - Captain Hook Dedicated to Tessa.

Team America World Police

We're not disputing that it doesn't go down as an effort on target, but the fact that someone called it "Sib's shot..." when it was a header! Ya knaa, with his head! Technically it's a shot though. Fair enough pick up on when Oliver puts his usual crap down, but in this instant it's simply clutching at straws for the sake of slagging him off. Although had Oliver said "effort" in the first place, everyone would be happy.

When they count the shots/attempts on goal at the end of the match, do they have an extra column for headers? A header is a shot on goal.

sooooooo women troubles for you methinks I'm not allowed to say am I? But yes. no it's fine and fair if you're bitching about relationships Brockles, it's just the ubiquitous (sp?) "Spoke to a lass onthe phone" inserts into random threads which get peoples.... goat. god I'm getting old... All the same, I'm not saying owt.

sooooooo women troubles for you methinks I'm not allowed to say am I? But yes.

Cruel Intentions. Again. I love it. The sequals were godawful though. Let sleeping dogs lie and all.

I don't have a manbag. But I do have an Enrique Iglesias outfit, complete with beanie hat.

A header is technically a shot. It counts as a shot on goal. I know he's shite, but give him some credit.

Friday's fucking shit.

Enrique Iglesias - Hero

I think you'll find that was the price of the bread They probably pissed in the dough.

If you're buying a kebab for 29p, you deserve everything that's coming to you tbh.

Bastard.

sage advice Only thing that's been getting me to sleep is well... sharing a bed. Is this you trying to tell us that you're no longer a virgin? Poor sod that has to have a geet big lump like him passing out on top of them!

Southern telly? It'll still be showing stuff from last Xmas tbh.