Brock Manson

Not Civil Service job this, nor was the last one I went for and had similar tests. Didn't receive the pre-test materials either which I spun a yarn to the examiner about and managed to get her to agree to consideration being given to this fact when they are marked! Why aren't qualifications good enough anymore?so we've got this job, you've got to have a decent understanding of maths, but your GCSE isn't good enough so we'll get you to do these tests, whats 2+2? Err 4? You're a genius, employ that man! Bumped into an ex on the way to the test too, gave me her number, said get in touch. Said she hadn't been fucked properly for 8 years which coincidently is when we split up. It would be cruel not to. Because nowadays any spacca can get a GCSE.

MCR - Cancer

18 My jersey number.

Older than Campbell tbh...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ugrlzm7fySE Ouch! Just watch the other 2 blokes leg it (see what i did there? ) and get his mam.

don't fucking jinx it you faux-beard-sporting-twat!

It makes you look well hard tbh.

Sozzledness. Film night tomorrow and the lass' parents are in Madrid.

Can actually seeing us winning this thing. Spurs and Bremen should progress quite far...

Besides the point of the thread but...does anyone have any idea where I can pick up some kilkennys? It was my beer of choice in Germany and was lovely stuff. It's not on beers of europe where I get Desperados either. Not that I condone underage drinking of course, I'm just asking out of interest.

Who's been spitting in your toilet?

Does lemonade with vodka in it count?

Only in urinals...

Aaaa I love it.

Merry Birthday.

That's fucking atrocious!!!

Get Cape Wear Cape Fly - War Of The Worlds

What do you call 100 white people running down a hill? Avalance. What do you call 100 asians running down a hill? Mudslide. What do you call 100 blacks running down a hill? Jailbreak.

I find it ironic how monosyllabic has 5 syllables.

Go and play with your hair and wear a headband you nancy boy! I will do just that whilst you mope about like a gget big pansy because you have the sniffles.

They were before all the thieving cockneys pinched them.

Wuss.

Old tbh.

The Verve - Lucky Man

hanging round girls changing rooms tbh Got pulled over on a motorway (I wasn't driving), copper wanted to check the boot, so we all said "trust us, you don't want to open the trunk." The tit did and was greeted by the odour of 5 bags of sweaty hockey kit.