Brock Manson

Caramel hot chocolate from Starbucks is where it's at tbh.

I hope you piss in their egg nog the bastards.

I'm glad I won't be going near a computer tomorrow night...

When you've lived in the neighbourhood for almost 18 years, it's always nice to get an xmas card from someone who's lived there for the same period of time. Who the fuck is Joe, and what the fuck is he doing living in my house?

My favourite memory was you on YouTube. Well I don't blame you. It was pure class. Ledge tbh Noooo, you'll just encourage him.

The roasted marshmallows are pure, delectable evil.

Him tbh. My mistake. What was HE doing getting HER the beer?! I know, he wants shooting.

Evelyn Waugh - A Handful Of Dust

Nickelback - Far Away

Merry Birthday

My favourite memory was you on YouTube. Well I don't blame you.

The Moffats - If Life Is So Short

Salvatore Foti. Absolute bargain at 6 million. I've got him playing as a striker, but he's alright on the left wing too.

A low must've been getting grounded after your parents got the phone bill. Hour long calls to Germany every night can't be that cheap. She always phoned me. Economising tbh.

Blasphemy!

The 6th form christmas party.

Your in love as soon as some one goes A/S/L??? on a chat room. Fuck you.

Trivium - To The Rats Reflects my mood perfectly.

Saw them in Switzerland. Was a great set, especially when everyone from behind was chucking water over everyone so we threw beer back.

In love after 2 weeks eh? Speaks volumes tbh.

January transfer window. Top of the league by one point, Arsenal second. ManUre and Chelsea are having a mare of a season, both mid-table. Salvatore Foti has been incredible! Leading scorer in the prem and up front with Johnson they're lethal. Just been given 12 million extra funds to spend, so in comes Pazzini for 9 million. I now have 3 good strikers and Elliot (who's shite but seems to score some important goals). Still after a centre back, as Doumbe's on his way out on a free end of season. That'll leave me with just Burdisso (legend) and Collins. Still in the CL, FA Cup and League Cup, but one of my best midfielders, Renato has just broken his leg on his first game back from a long injury. Fuck.

RIP.

"i f*cking hate that spanish c*nt and would love to crack the sh*t outta him. I vote tom because i don't like having any w@nkers in our team and cesc is now one of my most hated players for the scum. " Looks like Catmag's influence has spread mind.

Thought* Whether he was or wasn't, it's comfortably the worst film I've ever seen.

The words "couldn't give a flying fuck" spring to mind.