Brock Manson

But Bracknell lost the playoffs, I drew my hockey game 5-5 when I played the full 60 mins (fucking d-men left me for dead!) and some twat clouted me in the back of the head after I pulled off a wonder-save. I still voted yes though.

Its ok, you'll be straight back down. 122540[/snapback] Harsh but true 122541[/snapback] Soooo not true. It'll be Portsmouth, Sheffield + the playoff winners. 122621[/snapback] Opinion not fact 122622[/snapback] We all said Wigan and West Ham would go down.

Link it and I'll lob it in the gold section! 122601[/snapback]

Its ok, you'll be straight back down. 122540[/snapback] Harsh but true 122541[/snapback] Soooo not true. It'll be Portsmouth, Sheffield + the playoff winners.

Definitely would be in Europe had Souness been sacked earlier.

I wont be able to laugh at Sunderland next season at the Mad Stad.

Good point but it's not every day you beat your arch-rivals 4-1. Just think the mackems still go on about the 2-1.

Do you see me constantly prattling on about Reading's success? 102 points, 4 away from breaking Sunderland's record for 105 points in a season.

Not nasty at all. I've done much worse before. Like me mate had an operation on his foot and I sent him a get well soon card with a screenshot of the scene in Saw where Larry saws his foot off inside.

It might not be too late... KANUUUUUU 1-0!!!!

He deserves a send off from the crowd at St James' park. 122525[/snapback] Precisely!

Is that a screenshot from Zulu? Was at the Reading match and before half time the bloke next to me knows I support the toon and nudges me showing me his phone with the scoreline. Then at full time he goes "...fuck me man!" I'm taping MOTD tonight so I can watch it repeatedly. Sad as but who cares.

Whilst I agree with what J69 is saying to a certain extent, I don't think going off injured is a fitting end to your last professional match. If it's possible for him to have pain-killing injections and be on for a bit at Chelski then it'd be a better send-off.

*shudders* I HATE spiders. No matter what size. Can't be in the same room. And wasps...why do they always sting ME and no-one else?

They gave easter eggs to the m.o.m. at hockey last night! Wasn't me though I let 5 goals in. It wasn't my fault, the cunting d-men left me to deal with shitloads of 1 on 1's! Twats. And someone smacked me in the back of the head because I pulled off a wonder save. Opening my egg I bought at Asda tomorrow though.

Young angelic girl walks into a pet shop and asks for a rabbit. The owner smiles at her and says: "Well what kind would you like? We have albino rabbits, brown ones and just recently some black and white ones came in stock." The girl stares at him and says: "I don't think my python gives a fuck what colour they are."

2 goals disallowed for Man City today... I think it's all too little too late tbh but we can only keep winning and it'll do us no harm.

Looks like we're going to end our duck against Wigan. Reading still losing mind.

Or an unfortunate injury to Camara

Titus, Titus Bramble Everyone knows his name! Titus, he has a fat arse Hope he fucking scores again Not bad for an impromptu chant.

2-0 Shearer and Ameobi.

Fear Factory - Obsolete Haven't listened to this in AGES. And I still love it!

121472[/snapback] It's like some dodgy porno. "Can I take your order sir?" "I'll have the tuna salad." "Oooooohooooooo"

Fear Factory - Zero Signal

"You all want to be me. My life is so much better than all of yours. It's so good that I need to take time out from how good it is to brag about it on the internet. Don't even get me started on how much better my girlfriend is than any of yours. Everyone is jealous of me." 121407[/snapback] Aye, your best mate reckons she's a canny fuck, funny, clever and sneaky too. 121420[/snapback] i cant believe you have the audcaity to call me boring when this is your craic! FFS ive had better gip off me 7 year old cousin. 'yer mates fucked yer biiiird...ner ner' grow up son 121435[/snapback] 7 year olds nowadays.