Brock Manson

I've never felt the urge to drop a load at work. I remember I did it at school when I was 8 or so and a guy in my class was outside the cubicle making me laugh so I couldn't go. I missed assembly because of the fucker. In fact on holiday I don't do it for about 3 days, I think it's my body accounting for the water change.

Don't go knocking the championship, I think it's class (a class below the prem as well ) It wont get that bad, as soon as Shola comes back he'll get a few goals in, then Chopra will recover and he'll be the next Shearer. Come January, we'll have Luque and Owen up front. 16394[/snapback] surley then Luque on the left wing and the next chearer and owen up front ? 16409[/snapback] I'm accounting for injuries and suspensions

Be cheaper to recall Robert

If that's true and they sign him, I'll cry.

Don't go knocking the championship, I think it's class (a class below the prem as well ) It wont get that bad, as soon as Shola comes back he'll get a few goals in, then Chopra will recover and he'll be the next Shearer. Come January, we'll have Luque and Owen up front.

Why not wipe our arses on the hankies, then wave them? 16380[/snapback] That's just unhygenic!

I'm worried that we wont see a new striker until January at this rate.

Could always defecate in Souey's half time cup of tea.

Is that a euphemism?

"Cashback!"

Know the feeling. I fell asleep! 16171[/snapback] I was watching Jet Li going: HAAAAAA YAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAA HRAAAAAAGH YAAAAAAAAARGH

Why am I thinking of breakfast cereal? 16168[/snapback] Sugar-Coated Puffy Nipples? 16179[/snapback] They're grreeeeat!

That pic of the Olsens is

I missed Hollyoaks today

Why am I thinking of breakfast cereal?

I did it to piss me mam off once I also ate dirt as a tot but it didn't taste very nice so didn't do it again. And fish food for the same reason but I liked the taste so pursued (until it was gone then all the fish got eaten by my cat and a heron so no more was purchased).

Spring onions are lush! Although eating raw onion always makes me nasal passages feel all weird. Oh and tomatoes aren't veg, they're fruit.

Get out

Should I get a new avatar? I can't remember the one I used to have on the old toontastic

"Knobbing me, knobbing you" Graham Norton

Magnum double caramelo Lovely!

Maybe he didn't want to partake in your game of "soggy biscuit"?

I thought you were a big fan of anything pink. 15937[/snapback] I have no idea what you're talking about

There are too many nasty flavours for them to be nice. I can't stand orange (think I'm allergic to oranges the smell makes me retch..meh) so don't want to risk picking one up. Sherbert lemons are a classic Also when I was younger I loved Flying Saucers but haven't had one for years now. But the best sweets EVER are Marks & Spencer's Sour Cherries. Once I start a packet it's finished in about 5 minutes As for chocolate...anything Lindt is always class. They make the best chocolate IMO. And favourite choccy biscuit/bar.....I'll say twix but the Ainsley Harriot Chocolate Heaven bars are nice...albeit they have a very worrying-sounding name. 15924[/snapback] Nooooo! the orange ones in Revels are my favourites! Though i dont like the fact they have put chocolate raisins in there now and too many toffee ones for my liking. I also love flying saucers and sherbert fountains, bassetts liquorice allsorts and jelly babies. Oh and mint poppets 15927[/snapback] You forgot the classic mint imperials! Ooo when I did work experience at the Wokingham Times (they printed some of the stuff I wrote! Well considering that was what I had to do they would wouldn't they... ) if you put a packet of haribo tangfastics on the desk they'd be gone in an instant I brought a few on my last day and I was very popular "How did you know we liked those?"

Can't quite say I care for them myself You can't beat choccy digestives!