Geordie Boyo

Why, I've never seen anything quite like it, tbh and f...! Maybe he's just an 18 year-old charver who has had one to many pills and lines of coke *cough cough* sorry, toot...!

What about Billy Big Bollocks which I came across SLP say the other day, where did that come from? Oh, and don't even go there peeps! It's Billy-Lee in anyways, not William...!

Danger! Danger! Danger! 195762[/snapback] High voltage! 195764[/snapback] Cracking album actually. The video is dodgy though. 195767[/snapback] my mate is the spitting dabs of the blonde bird in that 195769[/snapback] Mmmmmmm, SEXieeee

What estate do you live on, Cowgate?

I think it's a very rare way to die. 192120[/snapback] They were saying on the radio this morning that he's only the third person on record to die in such a way... 192259[/snapback] I assume you mean deaths through being pierced through the heart? Plenty of people have died from stingray attacks. 192390[/snapback] Isn't that how Christopher Lee died? 192392[/snapback] Fuck Is Christopher Lee dead? Fuck 192396[/snapback] There you go, ObaGol. Another victim to patronize and take the piss out of...! No offence Keith, I'm not one to talk, appartently...!

Amazing! Two young kids, a major wildlife Australian Zoo, highly successful television series, countless TV episodes and two Hollywood films yet he still plays with death. I do feel sorry for his wife and kids more than anything, but what an idiot. He would have been messing around with it thinking he was one with nature again, despite the risks. RIP

You look like a young Boris johnson! My dad drew/painted superman and other super heroes on my wall too

I think it's best having it shown at the bottom of the front page.

Now THAT'S better...!

At least you've gave it a go, mate. I refuse to have anything to do with sales. I don't mind customer complaints as long as the company's organised enough to deal with them so that's why I choose to work in customer service. When I was working in sales I did manage to reach my targets, but I just didn't enjoy the downside of being told where to go too. I thought it was a bit contradictive me ringing random people in Yorkshire, Scotland and the North East where if I answered the phone nine times out of ten, I wouldn't give them the time of day too. I'm in no man's-land at the minute knowing where this will lead like my brother for example who works for Sage and does really well in his job. After working as a car Salesman and at the AA he wants to be his own boss which is why he's thinking of taking up a course to be a plumber. I can see myself doing the same leading towards a trade so I'm unsure on what path I want to take, tbh.

I thought I was reading a joke there Should have chased the little bastards with your shoe and threatened to give them a good walloping. ....or at least that's what my granddad would have done......

1. What do you call a Chav in a box? Innit. 2. What do you call a Chav in a filing cabinet? Sorted 3. What do you call a Chav in a box with a lock on it? Safe. 4. What do you call an Eskimo Chav? Innuinnit. 5. Why are Chavs like slinkies? They have no real use but it's great to watch one fall down a flight of stairs. 6. What do you call a Chavette in a white tracksuit? The bride. 7. You're in your car and you see a Chav on a bike, why should you try not to hit him? It might be your bike. 8. What's the difference between a Chav and a coconut? One's thick and hairy, the other's a coconut. 9. What's the first question at a Chav quiz night? "What you lookin' at?" 10. How do you get 100 Chavs into a phone box? Paint three stripes on it. 11. Two Chavs in a car without any music. Who's driving? The police 12. What do you call a Chav with 9 GCSEs? A liar. 13. What do you say to a Chav with a job? Can I have fries with that? 14. What do you say to a Chav in a shirt and tie? Will the defendant please stand 15. Why is 3 chavs going over a cliff in a Nova a shame? A Nova has 4 seats 16. What do you call a 30 year old chavette? Granny. 17. What do you call 100 chavs at the bottom of a river? A start. 18. Why did the Chav cross the road? To start a fight with a random stranger for no reason whatsoever. 19. What do you call a Chav at college? The cleaner. 20. Two chavs jump off beachy head, who wins? Society __________________________

Double posting. toontastic/NO

TBH...! 186752[/snapback] Sure i caught that on page 101 on that thread! 186754[/snapback] If Gemmill gets away with it, so should I! *cough cough* page 54 http://www.newcastle-online.com/nufcforum/...28186.1060.html

TBH...!

Back in the day....back in the day When he first broke into the 1st team he worked hard but only offered one or two tricks and was poor on goal. The last couple of seasons despite still lacking goals his all-round game has improved where it's clear to see who he's been learning from. He's been consistent scoring goals so far and now I really think he'll carry that kind of form on. With Shearer gone he’s really shown maturity as far as his attitude goes and looks a great player when he's scoring goals consistently on top of what he offers. I think Shola should be wearing the number 9, imo, well, rather than Martins, but I think they will both definitely contribute to each others game this season. Still need another striker for back-up though.

You certainly were as you were about Shola, son.

Why is it that every manager is deluded by this over-hyped stick-boy? Steve McClaren keeps including him as if it's going to make him a better player or something...!

Talk about an arsey referee! I'd be jumping over the advertising boards to nut the ref if this happened at St James...! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L9XE6qJSAtA

Judas! Judas! Judas! Judas!

Funny you brought this up Cath... was at work last night and felt myself being tapped on the left shoulder for most of the evening. Yeh, you know the scenario, no one close by when it was happening. This is pretty common on this wing, but my medcart slowly rolling down the hall on its own is another matter. 168547[/snapback] Joking about aside, this is a little unsettling. I was also on night shift last night. A couple odd things happened. Each one was explainable i suppose, but all together added up to an odd night, i actually said to one of the morning staff that it had been a weird night....pens disappearing, fridge door wide open etc etc. Was is 'haunting night' or summat? 168561[/snapback] I've lost a pen and left my fridge door open before too. WEIRD! 168573[/snapback] Was that after you discovered there was knowt left in your fridge? 168579[/snapback] On reflection, maybe I ate the pen. 168580[/snapback] That's what I meant

Funny you brought this up Cath... was at work last night and felt myself being tapped on the left shoulder for most of the evening. Yeh, you know the scenario, no one close by when it was happening. This is pretty common on this wing, but my medcart slowly rolling down the hall on its own is another matter. 168547[/snapback] Joking about aside, this is a little unsettling. I was also on night shift last night. A couple odd things happened. Each one was explainable i suppose, but all together added up to an odd night, i actually said to one of the morning staff that it had been a weird night....pens disappearing, fridge door wide open etc etc. Was is 'haunting night' or summat? 168561[/snapback] I've lost a pen and left my fridge door open before too. WEIRD! 168573[/snapback] Was that after you discovered there was knowt left in your fridge?

That reminds me of one day last week where I woke up at around 7:00. I had a huge spider in my bed which I was trying grab a hold of and my mam who wasn't well got up to go to the bathroom and said "I wont be going in to work today. I thought how did she know I was awake...!

My dad passed away in 2002 of Motor neuron disease and I'd hate to think he was watching over me with some of the things I get up to. Then again when you do think about him he might be there, and when you don't he isn't...! Hopefully that's true...! I vaguely remember one encounter with something whether it was spiritual or my head playing games...! I was only about 4 or 5 at the time and I remember walking out of the living room where I sat watching television with my parents. It must have been about 8/9:00pm and as I turned the corner towards the front door where the stairs were to go up to my bedroom I felt a force take hold of me and lift me up as if something was standing right in front of me. My vision was blurred as I sort of carried on to look around towards the stairs and go to my bedroom. It was quite dark, there wasn’t' any windows in the passage way, just a big brown front door which leads to the porch. You would have thought I'd have yelled and ran like lightening, but it was as if I was in a trance....! I do vaguely remember that happening and remember how it felt. Maybe something happened in my little head; it probably would explain a lot towards how am I now, like...!

I was going to have one, but then thought why?