Toonpack

Pity, you’d be right, FOR ONCE.

Adams is utter gash, Shankland 24 goals last season

Shite this mind, we have zero movement, pass square and stand still up front. Garbage.

Afraid not, I worked in IT for nigh on 30 year in oil and gas, not worn a tie to work nevwr mind outside of work in like forever. 👍

I sincerely doubt that, I hate shopping, I am a shopper with a plan, I know what I want, in shop route pre-planned, pausing only to check/grab best use by date, with occasional deflection by a yellow reduced sticker. I may be old and a cunt but I do not do doddering (except if the bastards have changed layout/moved stuff).

Afraid not, one does one’s shopping at M&S

Where does the apostrophe go ? Get it right we “may” overlook your blasphemy.

Went shopping yesterday to pick up few bits and pieces, was rammed with doddery old cunts, was fucking raging and muttering under my breath the likes of "how long can it take FFS, get out the way you fucking doddery old cunt, likes of you shouldn't be allowed out". Then I remembered the reason I myself was able to be in the shop at 10:30 a.m. on a Tuesday ......................................

Sales of this not going well in Sunlun

The plan worked. Somewhere in Heaven some puppies and sick children (they didn’t make it) are high fiveing.

He's right ban ends 27th August, thought it was end of the month.

If Spurs game on 31st gets picked/moved for Sky Sunday, Tonali'll be back !

Chance of a canny start

Was a handball

Brian McNally, now getting pissed at the pearly gates.

She's not wrong, it was all in that book 1984, a Doorbellion future awaits

Was doing a charity run this morning, taking some essential meds to a bunch of sick children and some emergency food to some starving puppies. On the M11, the part where it’s two lanes - There was a line/convoy of eleven trucks and the last truck in line pulled out and proceeded to overtake the rest of the convoy at maybe 1-2 mph faster than the crawlers. The cunt took about 20 minutes to get past, by which time there was a huge queue of riled up drivers, I saw several Audi drivers making the wanker sign at the retarded trucker. Needless to say my arrival with the critical supplies was delayed and the sick kids are now thought unlikely to make it through the night and the puppies died !!!!

I actually got that when I was asked where I was from at a street market in Chicago, not "John" but "OH! the UK, I have a friend in Birmingham, perhaps you know him". But also in hotel lift talking to the Mrs and yank said "oh, your accent, are you from Alabama"

Want 😂

The ethnic-cleanseico is nearly upon us

Is that drunken, drug riddled, has been not dead yet 🤷🏼‍♂️

Rosenior has sacked them off 😂

The outrage on that thread posted by folks typing on their phones (made in sweatshops) wearing shirts/t shirts/jeans shorts/trousers/trainers/ undercrackers(made in sweatshops) is mad.

On the radio as it happens, wasn’t televised iirc 👍