Toonpack

You're an accountant, I took it as a given.

Pacemaker involved, shouldn't count (Harrumph)

Oh criticism is allowed but where's the criticism of others who are deserving. Tino skinned several times first half, then when he got ball in great positions, hasn't picked a final ball to a black and white shirt all day. Gordon, terrible 2nd half. Barnes couldn't hit a barn door today. But aye, Miggy. It's tiresome. Yeah the dive was stupid but others are way more culpable today.

It's relentless and often unwarranted especially when there are others more culpable.

fuck me, the Miggy hate is preposterous. When he came on we actually had a threat on the right second half, a marginal offside and he's satan. Barnes missed two gilt edged chances (all but sitters) where's the vitriol for him. Gordon was utter shite second half after a good first half (apart from the header he shouldered). As a team we were flat, still in our hands.

This stinks of “one of those days” 🙄

Seconds out, round 2

What’s the betting he (or a mate) owns the “underused” London offices

Accountant grooming gangs, you could be onto something !!

Well, not without socks anyway.

Fuck me, he thinks he's Jesus now!! "And lo, I sayeth unto you, I lift up the permanently dissabled before you and warn of the dangers of partaking in the sin over exuberance, it is better to sanctify yourself in the holy statistics than to necketh pints" gemmillisians 34.2 (xP)

That's a good one, should TAG @Gemmill in he loves shit like this, just watch.

Breaks Benfica's record from the 60's

RIP Strawb

This ☝️ They have umpires call in cricket to account for the fact the technology isn't 100%, if it's so close you need to draw lines should be onside.

Well accountants do like to keep their register entries up to date

Evidently ICC are about to award TMS radio rights for next 4 years, starting with T20 world cup. As it should be 👍

This is a good thread: https://x.com/polprofsteve/status/1788488451962064945?s=46&t=6oTqk9FK4LHgqziVeQht5A

I see zero evidence it’s backfiring tbh, all I see are the Corbynistas getting their knickers even more twisted (a reality defying thing in itself). She’s history come next election.

Maybe if she stopped attacking her own party and its leader she might have a route back. The current version of Tories is the cuntiest of cunty the cunts have ever been, a bit of cuntyness being employed to destroy them is fine by me. I want the cunts vaporised.

It's a stunt, she damages Sunak, she's fucking off come the election, it's fine. Labour would have been mad to knock it back. One a week at PMQ's would be hilarious.

If you bail out you'll Nazi what's going on.

Spoken like a true nazi camp guard being interogated.

Definitely, and shitloads of Indians getting paid peanuts whilst being charged in at a prodigious day rate by someone like Infosys.