Toonpack

Now that fills me with dreads

Bah!!! Foiled again

I was in at the start as it happens, so keep your hair on

Wonder if match cam will have extended highlights an all

Our long range shooting should improve, they’ll all be curlers

He’s L’oreal deal

he’s head and shoulders above the other candidates tbh.

He’ll double up as conditioning coach

Twit t’

Get them telt Howmanscargillheyman

5. When challenged “Let’s take this offline”

Erm no, it’s supposed to be a car, an extremely expensive one at that.

If they’ve got to draw lines, forget it, that’s onside IMO. It’s about entertainment/goals at the end of the day.

Saw it online not the daily heil (how very dare you !!!!)

Saw both pages ages ago, second page and how it was closed off was patently not written by someone who knows how to write a business letter. I would guess high up football execs do know how to write letters.

The offside rule is one of several fucking abortion in the game today. it’s about entertainment and goals not the length of someone’s fucking fingernails, should be “daylight” or it’s onside

It’s fake

The YouTube watch-along wankers will likely provide some glorious viewing.

Orkward situation

The abortion stance is what is killing the GOP that and the fact that they are run by bible bashing fruitbats (and Putin)

I think we should build a new stadium out by the Airport and call it The Newcastle International Airport Stadium whilst renaming the airport Newcastle United Airport. Just for the fewm down the road obviously. The airport bars should also become "no away fans colours". In seriousness, given we don't own SJP I have my doubts our benefactors would want to spunk hundreds of millions on something they don't own lock stock and barrel, I suspect a new stadium will be the result, feck knows where mind.

Wide of the mark

What’s a duck worth Lewis ?

Saw on twatter, evidently Isak, Barnes and Gordon have only played together for 136 minutes this season, and in that time we’ve scored 8 goals and conceded none (scoring a goal every 17 minutes).

that about covers it, bye am going to bail on this now