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And minge, at which point I said Wahey minge, Mrs said "it's on a corpse" (which was somewhat obvious given said minge owner's body cavity was wide open and her head sort of split in two and she was on the coroner's slab) Mrs was strangely displeased when I replied "hot/cold works the same"

I think Howe is safe (as he should be) in that Amazon series, they even talked about an expected drop off following a CL debut season in the Adidas segment. The situation is no surprise to them.

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We should win this in a canter, but it is the unwashed and it is the cup our form is shit so can't be taken for granted. I fear should the unthinkable happen the pressure on Eddie will grow exponentially amongst the morons in our support.

That's what the locals do to toughen them up for trecking the road to mordor, just ask Robin Robin.

They've basically had no training time (until last week) with the 10 games in 30 days, it's in training that plan B's are worked on/installed, that and having players available. The coming one game a week, for the foreseeable, should see us improve get sorted.

He needs to play on the right of the three, he's anonymous on the left of it, but the right is where we play Miley.

Preposterous! Staggered possibly, walked, never !!!!

With pidgin English subtitles yeah ?

All the best everyone (even the fucking lazy cunt and the jinx)

Short tempered radgie cyclist, surely not, they all seem so placid

Where the fuck did that come from 😂😂

That’s a turnip for the books.

Rumoured he likes cock or two

Aye it was his dog

Was a lad on Twitter posted he worked there and it was bollocks

Given it’s 99% certain to be bollocks I would think not unless a tabloid wants sued to fuck

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If I win the lottery I'm going buy a box at SJP for Toontastic use. I am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours

Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know.

It'll be closer than we expect with a 97th minute (or however long it takes) sickener or two