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But who passes the most to ASM and MA ? The source of the pass to either one will depend where the ball is coming from on the pitch and could also depend on who the passer is, is there a passer who has a propensity for passing to one or other and is there a further complication of who passes to the passer and how much, if the preferred passer, or the passer to the passer, is injured, does that sway the statistics. Eh ?

Surprising seeing as it's an excuse for a day on the drink, but then again I suppose the Irish don't need an excuse.

That's a grave accusation

Me and the lads

FYP

We will score 3 (+Gemmill) = 4, they will score 1 (or maybe none)

On the bright side, the little bit of flagshagger Tory membership I have happened across on twitter are fucking LIVID

Christ, how fucking wooden is this twat

Easy mistake to make tbh, he is brown after all (for fuck sake!!!)

On the bright side, no matter what you do, if it goes tits up we can blame Gemmill

To maintain the vibe I'll need to remind the board we a short a matchday thread (whilst remaining too cowardly to start it myself)

Plenty of good attack lines for Labour, who voted for you - not even your membership, Mogg's "bust" as highlighted above etc.

tee hee

It truth, it really should be put to the members tbh (the cunts), what is any party without the members, however despicable they are. Edit - I mean it should be a GE, but as it's not it should go to the racist wankers

Oh they won't reverse brexit (that's not what I meant btw), but I can definitely see a rejoin CU/SM on the cards, I believe that was the play all along tbh. Trash it, snap up the bargains, make it better (not be as good as it was but any improvement is pure profit).

Have always thought this is how it'll play out, Brexit trashes the economy, money men fill their pockets with distressed assets (UK businesses) when they're satiated, rejoin single market noises start, positioned as a "no choice, otherwise we're doomed and government did it wrong anyway", rejoin sm and hey presto assets appreciate again, ker-fucking-ching. Tricky one to play for Labour, can't come out and say rejoin SM/CU prematurely as that'd wind up the gammon legions, but if the Tories say it/do it they will then say Labour blocked it/were against it.

A vote in parliament could disband/cancel it, hugely contentious (corrupt) but possible

They'll reckon they can quash it.

Patel's come out for the blonde cunt

Sunak won't declare until he knows Johnson can't get 100 as he knows membership won't vote for the brown guy, and there's this:

That reminds me, same guy tried to blow up a car, but he burned his mouth on the exhaust 😉

Reminds me of the time the IRA tried to blow up the Royal Yacht Brittania. They failed because the bloke they sent couldn't get his mouth around the funnel.

The country has just boarded the plane at Munich airport

It may be their only chance at keeping their seats (however slim a chance it is).