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Shit !!!

The Queen (soon I reckon) Johnson’ll be banking on it, state funeral (probably On a Saturday the cunts) and a coronation to keep the press and plebs busy.

The Rangers £23 million loss and going concern warning (again) in their accounts may also have influenced him, they’re skint again 🙄

Thieving druggie cunts ??

Kiwi, wicketkeeper/batsman Conway out of final, smacked his bat down when he was out and broke his hand !! if the fucking Aussies win this it’s a travesty

This, we lost opener and main bowler during the tournament and Stokes and Archer beforehand. He should be allowed to leave when he wants IMO (I would have played Willey instead of Billings though)

Fuck off with this shit 🙄

Who the fuck does he think he is ? Adam Johnson ???

FYP

What time did he start work today ? Eh? Eh? I want to know he wasn’t just showing off yesterday and is not now in the Algarve lounging by a pool glistening with bacon fat sparkling in the sun.

Got the look of a badly embalmed Henry Cooper

Coming from Bournemouth he mistakenly thought because Newcastle is so far up Norf that there was a time difference

You prefer woodwind instruments ??

Severely limiting his chat-up lines: ”do you want to see some puppies” is completely out of the question.

Anyone who hates dogs (or even dislikes them a little) is a wrongun of the highest order and uses their supposed hatred as a cover for their fear of them the softshites.

I always made a point of taking our dogs into the garden on their first fireworks night, carried them at first and would make excited noises (like a gibbering idiot) when they went off, then would put dog down and Chuck a ball or something after a few minutes. Never had a dog scared of them after that. Am convinced dogs pick up on owners being nervous about “oh the dogs going to be shit scared” and react accordingly. Our first dog used to ask to be out and would spend the evening in the garden sniffing the air, she must have liked the smell, totally unfazed by the racket. agree the fucking things should be banned though.

In fairness to him, he was around from first time the takeover was mooted, just some random Saudi lad on Twitter, who took to NUFC and stuck with it right through. If he was Man U it was over 2 years ago.

And absolutely don’t read tweets from Lion of Gosforth, formerly Vinnie on Skunkers

Can you imagine how much of the food orders would go missing in transit

He'll have got a payoff wedge, don't those often come with a reduction/cancellation when/if you get another job

Yep and it's a knocking bet Rafa'll be out of work next week

It's all become a bit of a damp squib, long view can't be anything but bright (although this everything has to be signed off by PIF is a worry) but initial impressions are shite tbh. Bruce should have been peddled day 1 it made zero football sense to keep him, the SD shite should have been down Day 1 (would Ashley really have scuppered the deal if they'd said NAH!) and now this managerial circus. They've an awful lot to learn it would appear. The euphoria is being replaced by same old, same old, Newcastle. Richest club in the world now shopping in poundland.

Nailed on we appoint Howe or Martinez and a week later Benitez is peddled by the scouse Mackems

Buttler is unreal when he's on form, unbelievable stuff.

Didn't the Gold brothers make their money from tities, definite rabbit off somewhere.