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Toonpack

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  1. On the subject of Budgies, years ago we spotted the Mrs Neighbour over the road and down a bit, running across the street to a house with a budgie in it's cage, she went back empty handed. Upon investigation with the other neighbours, turns out she'd said hubby had had a bad day at work (he was a solicitor, not a taxi driver) and when he was in a fettle he used to beat the budgie cage with a rolled up newspaper. Henceforth they were known in the street as "the budgie beaters"
  2. And they're bad tempered, had a schoolfriend (first school) who was a JW. he had the most incredible and pristine collection of subbuteo stuff, we used to have a league and everything, anyway one day we went round as he'd got yet another new team and we had a game, I knelt on one of the new players and in getting up put my hand on his scoreboard, total accident btw, his reaction was anything but "turn the other cheek" the sinner JW bastard.
  3. Had a dream last night about the game, I never dream about football and hardly ever even remember if or what I dream about, but I remember this one. We lost 3-1, only saving grace is the game I dreamt about had the old fashioned nets and Everton scored their goals at the old Gallowgate. Pissy pants as fuck now.
  4. Of course, there’s also the minor matter that their kids and grandkids will be mags
  5. Seems Keane has walked away but it’ll be fine (yoorup in a few years)
  6. Averasala in the books is tremendous, swears like a trooper. books are different enough but characters spot on, that said only into second book now so no idea of real spoilers but it’s subtly different enough so far.
  7. The books are extremely well written and the actors/characterisation in the series matches very well (with minor exceptions) thoroughly enjoying them.
  8. Ryder’s had yet another mare on Twitter over this 😂😂😂
  9. loved the Expanse, reading the books now, they’re even better (one and a half books into the 9 book series so far !!)
  10. Why would they sign a player called Bath. A bath in Sunderland was never going to work.
  11. we should ask Rayvin to confirm what it’s like, that’s how he used to be taken to school.
  12. That’s the narrative from the usual suspects, very widespread (and utterly predictable).
  13. Johnson further cleaning house, said every brown nosing Tory cunt
  14. I’d go back, tie the cunt up and drop him off at 23 Cranley Gdns
  15. Watching the training video from today, is it just me, or does Matty Targett look a bit “special” (In the Clitheroe sense) 🤷🏼‍♂️😳
  16. Cabbage heed in advanced talks with WBA evidently 😱
  17. He’s a cunt of the highest order
  18. Fuck me! Can she not just tweet herself, she’s got the gob of a parrot
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