Toonpack

I like this:

old dried up riverbeds are notorious for flash floods, be careful.

My hatred level has gone from complete and utter to visceral.

NFL is tremendous I’ll have you know, for clarity I am not a goth, nor do I work at CEX and my personal hygiene is beyond reproach.

tell him to pop into the transfers thread, there’s a few can give him some tips 👍

Might be worth getting the old prostate checked mate

it’s a cauldron of emotions in here

This board needs renaming “Incontinentastic”

That’s witch propaganda, bet she floats (unsurprising given her life jacket tits)

if she had normal sized tits can you imagine how big her chin warts would look 😱

That brief brush with N-O hasn’t half lowered Fist’s standards mind 😳

OH! bring back Ashley and the pure monotony for THE LOVE OF GOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

In Blyth that could easily mean his wife

He never fucking had Covid man !!!!

Fuck this shit, sick of switching my kegs over for Tena mens

He’s the last fucker we want in charge when Ukraine kicks off

He’s never going to resign,someone is going to have to top the lying cunt, even then PMQ’s will be like weekend at Bernie’s

me neither but first thread I saw on Twitter mentioning his name was full of Arsenal fans gnashing their teeth as they thought he was going there in the summer.

That’s the problem they’ve got, the cabinet are all so utterly shit and promoted way beyond their abilities the back benchers have a catch 22 (or catch 1922) who the fuck can take over and not make it even worse.

Or head up Coffey’s skirt

one of life’s great mysteries, how something like him could produce something like her

That’s Tutankhamen’s mam, they just took her bandages off and stuck an anorak on her

Not that one, the full on clandestine operation with notes in video boxes one