Toonpack

It's obviously not just us: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cwy9dlqxx2ro

Aye, I can see it now "Le malodorant psychopathe anglaise, traitez-le comme un dieu por qu'il ne perde pas son sang-froid, le nain batard"

He's currently holding court on the concourse "Lads, Lads, it's Tonali Italiano to the tune of Mambo Italiano, you know, that Dean Martin banger"

One of the aliens thought he'd left the oven on so they had to fuck off home for a while, that takes time even at lightspeed

Don’t read too much into that tbh, it’s called being French, I worked for a French company for three years and with French clients for last 5 years, they fucking love a hissy fit, but they mean absolutely nowt by it. Been treat like I’d stabbed someone’s mam in a meeting before then 10 mins later like I was same hissy fit Frenchies best mate. Took some getting used to.

Couldn't you qualify for a Scottish schools tickets ??

I'll keep my ears open for the dulcet tones of your soprano. TNT producer will be saying "where's that fucking feedback coming from".

I believe the appropriate term is "flies around shit"

Christ, that reawakened memories of the negotiations that went on (every fucking time) to get little Jeff served in the pub.

Ganja brain in full effect.

That's what I meant by "called up".

Oh! and we and Barca appear to be marras

We can't, falls under FIFA jurisdiction, if he's called up he has to go, even if we say he's injured (and he's ok with that) he has to go to be assessed by their team doctors, dems da rools.

Seems he was specific

They walk among us, real people who would outstay their welcome in your company, fuck me !!

I wonder what the definition of "after" is, straight after, weeks after or months after 🤷‍♂️

Hardly, it's the don't know the difference cunts who get involved in that malarkey.

It's only a Union Jack when it's flown on a ships jackstaff, otherwise it's a union flag (pedantry over). Right way up, thick diagonal bit of the white St Andrew cross to the top at side hoisted.

Do all of the suspected traitors get kneecapped ??

Not sure of veracity but…. https://killbait.com/en/newcastle-united-apologises-after-cancelling-season-tickets-over-ticket-re-selling-issue/

FYP

Club should ban Hope for this disgraceful besmirching of the club.

It is all about the tolerance, but combined with flavour, the more spiced food you eat the higher your tolerance goes, I love the flavour of chillies tbh, not one for stupidly hot sauces though.

It is truly tragic, you'd think an accountant who works in a bank would recognise an investment banker when they came across one, estate agent HA! as if.

Yank mate of mine 6ft 6" of Chicagoan/Polish former college football lineman, he was fucking huge. Anyway, him and his Mrs came to stay with us and we took them to Beamish and in the pub he spied the little pork pies, so I got a couple and brought a jar of Coleman's mustard over with them. He proceeds to cut his pie and whilst saying "what's with the tiny jar" he loaded a huge knifefull onto his bit of pie and popped it in his mouth. NEVER EVER have I seen such a giant of a man brought so low, so quickly, or go so red. 😂 The jar was a clue my friend.