Toonpack

I remember that game, someone got a photo of your school bus

Red seven, bandits at 6 o'clock, steady boys. Cabbage crates over the briney. Woltemade comes on. Dogsbody calling, beware the hun in the sun.

Yes, I do, Craig Flockton Joinery he's got a facebook page so you can see his work, he doesn't take a penny until jobs done (if it's a massive job he may want something halfway through if he's got to buy in alot of stuff) but he charges materials at cost (no mark up) plus his labour. Does kitchens, bathrooms the lot. He's spot on, used him for years. You'll possibly have a wait for him though. Have his number if you want it.

IT Project and Program manager if you please, the computer geeks worked for me ! As if I'd soil my own hands with something as lowly as "the actual work". Pffft.

Accountant !!!!!!!!! Now THAT is a low blow.

Nah, my short brush with the media is over, I am happily retiring back into obscurity/anonymity.

And NO FUCKING AUTOGRAPHS

Strictly told to fuck off if it's London beeb.

BBC Scotland (TV and radio folks) Toonpack is the nice Toonpack, I'm channeling my R5 smarmy, posh, disinterested, condescending presenter/interviewer Toonpack. So R5 called asking for a chat whilst me and Mrs were out having a meal circa 7-ish night after ceremony, we'd love to talk to you about your great uncle etc. Etc. Me - I'm just having a meal could you call me at 7:45/8:00 French time (hour ahead), ok they say. Meal not finished, text received, we'll call you at 8:15 our time, so 9:15 for you on French time. Fuck me!!! Anyway phone goes 9:15 and I hear, "ok we're recording a short interview" (er what, you said a chat, which every fucker else has done BEFORE any interview) "aaaand were rolling, just say hello" !!! Reminder for everyone that my great Uncle Gordon has been dead for 110 years and we have 10 letters. Posh R5 cunt (missed his name) - what was Gordon like ? Toonpack - Sorry, what? R5 Cunt - what can you tell from the letters. Toonpack - Waffle about what his comrades wrote after he was killed. R5 cunt - who in your current family is most like Gordon ? Toonpack - really ? R5 Cunt - oh, I'm sorry, I caught you on the hop with that. Mrs could hear and she was just involved in a frenzied shaking her head/rolling her eyes combo. Fuck knows if it was broadcast, but I told the BBC Scotland lads who did the film EXACTLY what I thought of R5 smarmy cunt, that's the Toonpack you've got today.

Of course you do 🙄 fanboy.

It's the VAR mobile office.

Exsctly, there's comments on the BBC saying anywhere else on the pitch it's a foul, well aye, keepers don't play anywhere else on the pitch, a keeper smothers the ball and an onrushing forward goes arse over tit over him all the time, that's not a pen, even the slightest touch is the equivalent of that.

3-1 I'd take that.

Loved the shot that pans over their telecommunications silicon valley (the pigeon lofts).

@Diego21 will be a happy man today 👍 Atletico 5 Real 2, nice.

Hijack - Netflix, Idris Elba producer/star, so you think should be ok or at least entertaining. WRONG - utter implausible/ludicrous claptrap, watched to the end (well with one eye, as main focus was on the golf) just to see how the nonsense ended.

John Rham was a fucking monster as well

Well I have shifted two and a half stone between the filming in the house and the ceremony 😂

Aye, the piper played a lament and as he was playing he walked away and up the Hill 70 memorial then just as the sound faded to nothing, as he got further away, the bugler kicked in with the last post, destroyed me that bit, it was magnificent to feel/hear it though.

So technically I won, nice 👍

Don't give a fuck either way mate, but maybe keep it going until the suspense does kill Ewerk though.

The Padre, you'll see in the film, was a lovely bloke, started of as an infantryman but (as he put it) he carelessly stepped on a landmine (a small one) in Afghanistan and when he recovered he wasn't fit enough to stay in the infantry so he became a Padre.

@wykikitoon written article now on BBC news website (Scotland bit) and BBC1 have just run the whole film on BBC breakfast 😱😱 - Best of it is, the two BBC lads who made the film didn't know BBC1 were running it until I told them it'd been on this morning 😂

Not to mention that it's likely covered by insurance as well.