Toonpack

Many years ago mate of mine found a bit an eyelid along with lashes (we assume a cows) in his steak bake, no-one I know of in that particular social circle has touched one since.

A company with $18 billion turnover, not just a tech company though many many different pies from manufacturing through engineering through tech.

That's been going on for decades though, here as well as the US, for every one brought "onshore" there's dozens "offshore". I did my first offshoring project 20 years ago.

Well this could be interesting for my former employers because the system architects and product development leads were Indians based in US, two of who were the only ones who truly knew how the major systems hung together !!! One in particular was definitely in the "if he went under a bus, we're fucked" category.

No it doesn't you little rapscallion.

I did pick some dogshit up to be fair (Hamish’s in my back garden) and cut the grass.

Just make something up and have a day off at home, I did, fucking amateur.

This is clearly not how a professional operates 🙄

It's obviously not just us: https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/articles/cwy9dlqxx2ro

Aye, I can see it now "Le malodorant psychopathe anglaise, traitez-le comme un dieu por qu'il ne perde pas son sang-froid, le nain batard"

He's currently holding court on the concourse "Lads, Lads, it's Tonali Italiano to the tune of Mambo Italiano, you know, that Dean Martin banger"

One of the aliens thought he'd left the oven on so they had to fuck off home for a while, that takes time even at lightspeed

Don’t read too much into that tbh, it’s called being French, I worked for a French company for three years and with French clients for last 5 years, they fucking love a hissy fit, but they mean absolutely nowt by it. Been treat like I’d stabbed someone’s mam in a meeting before then 10 mins later like I was same hissy fit Frenchies best mate. Took some getting used to.

Couldn't you qualify for a Scottish schools tickets ??

I'll keep my ears open for the dulcet tones of your soprano. TNT producer will be saying "where's that fucking feedback coming from".

I believe the appropriate term is "flies around shit"

Christ, that reawakened memories of the negotiations that went on (every fucking time) to get little Jeff served in the pub.

Ganja brain in full effect.

That's what I meant by "called up".

Oh! and we and Barca appear to be marras

We can't, falls under FIFA jurisdiction, if he's called up he has to go, even if we say he's injured (and he's ok with that) he has to go to be assessed by their team doctors, dems da rools.

Seems he was specific

They walk among us, real people who would outstay their welcome in your company, fuck me !!

I wonder what the definition of "after" is, straight after, weeks after or months after 🤷‍♂️