-
Posts
11617 -
Joined
-
Last visited
-
Days Won
5
Everything posted by Toonpack
-
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
So, someone commits a serious crime and you, for whatever reason, knew who it was, you wouldn't let on ? -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Never rimmed a copper, but absolutely 100% would grass up a criminal if cause arose. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
No different to any walk of life tbh, even coppers hate some coppers (traffic in particular) although they do cut them some slack as their clean up duties are regularly the worst. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
I fucking would as well -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Patently obvious there’s a few wrong’uns in this thread. Got good mates who were coppers, fucking horrible job. -
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Was a great day, good drinkers the polis. Subsidised bar in North Shields nick, many a canny night been had. -
And how exactly did you establish that Rents ??
-
Generic small time football blather thread FOREVER
Toonpack replied to Sonatine's topic in Newcastle Forum
Made a tidy profit at Upton Park once from the 2p (and odd 10p) pieces raining down from the Bobby Moore stand upper tier. Went in a polis Mini bus with my copper mate and 10/12 other assorted CID and Sargeants. Was handy when we stopped at Newark (I think) on way back and managed to get a chinese to stay open to feed us as one of the lads had been in Hong Kong polis and he sweet-talked the lady owner in perfect mandarin 😀 My copper companions spent much of the game pointing out the coppers working the game as "aye, he's Northumbria" "so's he" etc. -
Aren't The Rangers the result of poundshop Rangers (RIP)
-
Two cheeks, same arse.
-
He's in awe of Putin (and in his pocket). It's like the Molotov/Ribbentrop pact with Ukraine playing the role of Poland, we (Europe) can't let it happen. Trump's a Putin wannabe, the noise around Canada, Greenland and Panama is more than noise IMO, if he thinks he can getaway with it he'll try it. The US is no longer an ally and probably could be considered hostile.
-
Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards
Toonpack replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Yellows don't, but a red would. -
Ah, you were right all along, it was just the timing was wrong.
-
t'Tee t'Hee
-
I know that.
-
Unless labour pull off some economic miracle, like discovering the bedrock under the country is solid gold, Musk and his ilk etc. Will be pumping so much cash and missinformation into the next election, that Farage (or worse) will walk it.
-
Could his drop off in form be because he didn't get that loan move he was promised and had his heart set on ??
-
Horse walks into a bar and the barman says "wow, you again, you're in here an awful lot, do you think you could be an alcoholic ?" The horse says "I think I am..." And suddenly just disappears. This joke is a play on Descartes philosophical "I think therefore I am" which I could have pointed out to start with, but it would have spoiled things putting Descartes before the horse. FOIA
-
Those leopards are eating a lot of faces who voted for them (chortle)
-
The Gorge, apple TV, unadulterated shite, 0/10 Mrs was watching it while I watched Man U being unadulterated shite 10/10. Sigourney Weaver's looking like a granny and it was obviously a "just gimme the paycheck" role.
-
Howe's Half Arsed Wank Pots v Nuno's Affable Scab Bastards
Toonpack replied to wykikitoon's topic in Newcastle Forum
Gloom patently a closet MAGA nazi, also drives a Tesla swasticar iirc -
In fairness, aye he does.
-
To entice you in so they can arrest you, maybe