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If we sign a CM (preferably a goal threat one) and get our second striker (or the rat stays/plays) we'll have two quality players for every position, plus some bits and pieces lads (Krafth for example). That would be an outstanding turnaround/window.

Hush little baby, don't say a word And never mind that noise you heard It's just the beasts under your bed Vakhtang Salia wants you dead Gemmill will be along shortly with a version from Britney's back catalogue.

I'll be very VERY surprised if Yassir/PIF will take any option that looks anything like a loss. Anything shy of £150 Mill will be trumpeted loudly as a NUFC loss/scouse win. It's just not "arab" to take a reputational hit, real or perceived to their pride and they are incredibly proud, and that's just average joe arab, I suspect a fucking Sheikh is a tad more sensitive to these things. That's the wildcard for me, getting £130 Mill to cut the cancer out sounds good but it's a loss at the end of the day.

In the nursery someone suggested a chant, because his name fit with some song by..................... Wait for it Britney fucking Spears I just can't even process that.

Rabid Chihuahuas no doubt.

And a snotty email

If it was good enough for you to design that Baltimore bridge on, it's good enough for football graphics.

Steady on Diego, are you implying that the Bilbao black cats are deluded ??

Had Isak trained ?? I can't remember 🤷‍♂️

Has she calmed down, she was raging yesterday 😂

Good point tbh, he won't even have had a single training session.

Ideally, off the bench for last 10 minutes, at most, when we're already 3-0 up.

Wouldn't be surprised at all if Bayern's very public entitlement has pissed off both Stuttgart and the player, they lowballed and then it was "if not this year we'll have him next year".

It's not, he's on a Cessna Citation jet coming from Bremen, #7 currently most tracked flight on Fr24 per some geeks elsewhere.

Slippery slope, Starting to feel a bit like Poland tbh.

Well the Mrs is in the office tomorrow so that'll be me with the Rammstein vinyl on whilst reading shite on here.

Must be bollocks, surely

BTW Saw a clip of an interview with Jamie Ruebin at the CL draw, he said we're still working on things and we're not done yet.

@Gemmill TBD's hacked your account.

Bayern view (Isak's away snippet included)

Unlucky Bayern

You are mistaken ganja-boy, I absolutely did not, and just because the famine dodger said I'd posted something mackemesque doesn't make it so, that latter post in question was in response to KD's request yesterday for a transcript of Kroos' comments. I was simply helping out a fellow mag.

He can already do something the snake can't, he can head the ball, snd he's nowt like Crouch.

"You get the plus £5 mill, if this doesn't leak".