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He only did it because Freddie got one of his mates to "have a word" on the steps of the hotel

you know i think you're right. why did i think there was an S missing from there somewhere. I feel all sheepish now ( see what i did there quality wordplay I think you'll find) im not welsh either, just a gateshead lad with a messed up accent! 178135[/snapback] Feeling Sheepish!!, you must be welsh tbh

Props to the Doc, a much better response than you usually get i.e. "it's a virus"

You should post this topic on N-O The only female voices they hear during sex over there are their mums shouting "Switch off that PC Tea's ready"

OR

End of the month I believe

IF we don't sign anyone by the close of the window it'll result in more than just a bad start

Ann Summers parties tbh

You'll go blind

Why ????? Are there muthafuckin snakes on the motherfucka ?????????????

ARE there any moderators / admin on this site?

Must admit this is all getting VERY silly, gonna be a long hard season (again) Hope they don't check nigerian records too hard, we'll probably find out Shola is 46

"I told you I was ill" Spike Milligans epitaph on his Gravestone - in gaelic so as not to offend FFS

The gay ones will survive longer by standing on each other's shoulders tbh. You're also not accounting for the fact they'll eventually be small enough to cross breed with fleas, allowing them to jump massive distances for their food and play wicked slap-bass. Shoddy. 176656[/snapback] Ah but you forget, fleas are ginga vis: Nothing, even a species on the brink of extinction would shag a ginga

I mentioned it on N-O. Got bollocked off Wullie for calling him a dwarf. 176646[/snapback] Wullie's a dwarf ?!?!?!?!?! Dwarf's will become extinct, if they continually interbreed they'll get smaller and smaller and will eventually be unable to reach the fridge door and hence will starve.

Reebok Ad from the states Excellent

Fuckin good one tho The audience proves the Krauts are humourless bastards as well

Funny or clever But I dare you NOT to laugh (in a high pitched way) I wonder if he's still in a job (stolen from elsewhere) Worksafe but with headphones AND stuff your mouth with tissue

Yep be getting the suite - only a B suite here each though - cheapskates and the Limo from the airport and at our disposal blah blah. Seems a NO brainer to go BUT the Mrs............................. 175227[/snapback] Sam's Town? Is that in Old Vegas, off the strip? I just got an access denied message on the work computer because of the gambling link. I've only ever stayed on the strip - proper Vegas tourist. Stayed in a "junior" suite at the Paris hotel once, which was massive, so Christ knows what a proper one's like. Assume a B suite is similar. 175237[/snapback] Couldn't tell you where it is other than in Vegas. They have an A suite, then the B suite is humungous, the BEST one is a Signature Suite which has 2 bedrooms, double humungous Just gotta convince the Mrs

Yep be getting the suite - only a B suite here each though - cheapskates and the Limo from the airport and at our disposal blah blah. Seems a NO brainer to go BUT the Mrs.............................

"They call ME Mr Tibbs"

Hoping to go next year with me buddy, he's considered a high roller and has his own "host" - he goes with a $5,000 budget and just basically plays with it till it's gone BUT he's turned over nearly 1/2 mill dollars in last 5 years) says I won't pay for anything but any gambling I do I'm just trying to persuade the Mrs

One of my best mates (a Yankee) goes to Vegas 3- 4 times a year to gamble and my favourite advice he gave me for when/if I go (sometime) is: "if you sit at a table, look at the other players and find the jerk, and if you can't spot him......it's you - leave"

I love Malcolm in the Middle