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There's a lot of it about

RIGHT!!! now we'll find out who nicked me phone

You have been infected by Taylor27 naivity, go and lie down in a darkened room until your brain returns

Had 2 tickets that I'm not renewing, for various reasons, and have had NOWT, ZIP, NADDA from the club

Not to kick over a hornets nest, but there's one thing I have to ask in regard to this answer Renton. Is it feasible to expect the person with his finger on the trigger to be entriely certain that the person in his sights is absolutely the right person? Intelligence, such as it is, leaves a lot to be desired and while innocent lives should not be lost, is it actually possible to be a hundred percent certain that you've got the right guy? I agree that simply popping everyone with a beard and a backpack is rediculous, but honestly, it is unimaginably difficult to get sufficient information on a target without them becoming aware and disappearing or, even worse, accelerating whatever plans they have... I think you're shoot to kill but only if you're sure is un-workable in this current clime 149444[/snapback] Too right, the Ramblers Association would be outraged

Maybe he wasn't trying to use a smilie, maybe it was a miss-spelling of Thud, as he pitched forward deceased upon his keyboard

Whoever is playing Ingerlund gets my vote. It’s not that I dislike you lot or anything, it’s just the bile and spite I feel for those southern (south of the Tyne is south RIGHT!!!) bassas far outweighs my desire to see fellow Geordie’s happy. I have not the remotest or slightest feelings for the Ingerlund Football Team I’m afraid. I despise the majority of the players(and their fawning southern press) who make up the squad for 52 weeks of any normal year and just I can’t put that away for 4 weeks every 4 years (2 years if you include the Euro’s). Sorry. I could cope with them winning the world cup but only if in the 90th minute all those players who are going to cause me grief next season blow out their knees.

Apart from the German goal, I really can't see any evidence of greater swerve than "normal" balls. And even that goal was not hugely different to other good goals I've seen - even from the days they used to play with a brick disguised as a football (ye olde caser) Kaka's last night was a fab bent pass into the top corner for example. The only criticism I would have is it does seem to get balooned a lot, but if it's hit sweetly it seems to fly true enough. So no sympathy for keepers here, if it ain't hit right it isn't going to trouble the keeper anyway, unless he's in row Z.

Parc des Princes 148639[/snapback] You just googled that ! fuck off 148641[/snapback] My French is shit, just not that shit. 148651[/snapback] Merde surely

It was a christmas gift to the lads on there It was just lots of pics of 5 or 6 pretty girlies in their christmas attire having fun 147813[/snapback] That's not what Renton says! 147817[/snapback] Depends on how the girls were getting their fun. 147830[/snapback] PM please, for analysis purposes only obviously

You can get arrested for shooting sea gulls too - and they're dangerous! 147717[/snapback] What, guns or seagulls? 147755[/snapback] Both, but guns don't normally attack you completely unprovoked by themselves! 147758[/snapback] Closet NRA member tbh

I have the exact opposite view to you Hit inside of post, went backwards = goal IMO

agreed, regrettably. But England usually get off their arses when their backs are against the wall against the big guns. erm. they're not aal pooftas man. 147449[/snapback] Yes I wanted to mention this, it's weird how ENgland do have a tendency to be dragged to the level of their opponents. Upwards or Downwards. example the game v the Argies in Geneva. 147453[/snapback] The problem I have with that game is that until the Argies made all their substitutions they were well in control. Yeah England won, but only against the B team for the last 15/20 minutes.

On the evidence of today either of these two would cream Ingerlund

That's not a joke, it's a sketch, surely Spike was a GOD of funny-ness though

They could win that group, I reckon they'll give The Hun a few problems

They should remake "The Battle of Britain" and "633 Squadron" for a start. The originals are obviously flawed as they don't show America winning the war single handedly, which everyoine knows is what happened. P.S. With the World Cup being on it is OK to mention the war isn't it ????

To ensure a warm welcome from our German cousins what should one wear??? Any suggestions?? I quite like these T's as an icebreaker:

BLASPHEMER

Personally the Government should make a statement that the remains of anyone killed in carrying out, or attempting to carry out, a terrorist act will NOT be returned to their families but will be buried with/in a pigs carcass. That’ll put the 100 virgins off a bit

Why doesn't Israel use their nukes Alex.....whereas other countries in that area will when they get them ? Simple question, I hope you can find a book with the answer As GF says....we are still waiting for you clever guys to come up with a solution, because you don't REALLY think they will negotiate without major concessions...leading to more demands for more concessions... 145071[/snapback] Daft hypothetical question. But I'll answer if you can tell me how you know they'll do that then? Given the other countries you mention would be effectively ensuring their own destruction if they did so. 145072[/snapback] My concern with the whole issue is that, those countries political leadership will think that by destorying Israel and or nuking the west, Allah will take them to heaven. Earthly things like living and breathing and mutually assured destruction are not in the equation. Worryingly, an American friend of mine said, in response to a point I made about the USA using nukes, in an email conversation with me "GWB and this administration doesn't care, they believe Jesus will come and save them" Same problem different fundamentalism

IF we have money to spend I'm sure there's work going on now, but it's always the same, you sign tha player as late as possible to avoid the wages over the summer. Nothing really new in this IMO

That lass has the biggest pussy I've ever seen !!!!!!

Surely thats a Mandrog, not a Babrog