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Ran out of characters mate, had to significantly edit the content, Immolated Lambo cunts, sadly didn't make the cut.

Ran out of available characters !!!! 3-0 and a couple of tragic M62 coach crashes.

I think he should stay with the Mancs and continue to draw his meagre wages, he's probably not on as much as the sacked off dinner ladies were.

Whilst £1 is an incredibly tempting sum, it would be a break in tradition, quite happy to receive creative input via DM but not so sure a full blown abdication of responsibility is appropriate.

Steady on with that careless talk or you know who will be predicting you know what !!

From Sandro's Mrs evidently:

Where's that from Craig ??

Sky being cunts, what a surprise !! https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alexander-isak-sky-sports-post-35751382 Bet they edited out the premier League corrupt as fuck chants as well.

Yes, situation is incomparable, Wissa's been shat on by his club, Isak has shat on his club.

If someone lets me know the name of the coach organiser I'll have them lifted, the name of the lad who assaulted the hill with his face would also be appreciated, in fact it wasn't really a hill, it was more of a bank, I'll get the cunt fitted up for doing a hit on a bank and the coach driver as getaway man/accessory. Crime doesn't pay gents, unless you are rich and can afford very good lawyers.

Was that in the week all our business was done or a different week ???

Certainly not one match ready.

I see with his (as has been the plan all summer) he's sticking to the bullshit "Isak told the club he wanted to leave a year ago" garbage.

Chelsea have so many players, they'll register/put a CL squad together that meets the rules and have their EPL squad which doesn't give a fuck about the UEFA rules.

They were fined and have additional sanctions because they blew the doors off all the rules, along with Chelsea (even worse), not just one small breech.

Sort of true, because our wages ratio should be pukka we should just get a fine but Chelsea and Villa are looking like getting player registration penalties, meaning (if I read it right) they can only register players for UEFA competitions bought from player trading surplus, but am not sure that's finalised yet. We're nowhere near the Chelsea/Villa naughty step.

So whilst it's as clear as mud without significant research, my 5 minutes of surfing reveals that it appears UEFA takes your accounts and adjusts them, in our case they deem Anderson's sale (fine for PSR) a player exchange, scratch £30 Mill from the books and ASM's fee as related party so scratch that too. So we'll likely fail that rule, seems like it's just PSR at around 50% of what the league allows. Yet more utter bollocks, but our breach won't be anywhere near the level of Villa/Chelsea so likely just a fine and shouldn't be any player trading restrictions, obviously that depends on how hard the cartel lobby UEFA because its us, of course 🙄

I have no idea what the football earnings cap is 😂😂😂 Not heard that one !!! All I've ever read about is the wages/revenue % bollocks !!

UEFA rule is that you can't exceed 70% wages to revenue, Villa were at around 97% so just a wee breach 🙄, in yr end 24 we were at 68.3%, we don't know the yr end 25 numbers yet but looks like we're running a tighter ship than Villa. So hopefully we'll be ok and won't need a firesale again. We'll also be raking in some significant wedge for the Swedish snake at some point. From a PSR perspective we dropped a £71 mill loss from 21/22 off the calculations this year, next cycle we drop another £68 mill loss from 22/23 and we made a £1 mill profit in 23/24 so unless this years accounts to 25 are a car crash we should be pretty sweet for PSR given we also have CL again (and the very probable Swedish windfall). If our revenue continues to grow as it has, all in all, PSR might not be the nightmare it has been for us, although we've a way to go to be able to safely/consistently satisfy top end wage demands.

It was a shit joke tbh

Well I watched it and that would not be my opinion, they ran about a lot and were better than last season, well it appeared better anyway, but it was still somewhat dogshit. They probably were made to look better as well because Arsenal were awful.

#HHGH

Favourite Gyokeres moment (apart from when he tackled himself) first half gets to the byline and pinged in a cross, when I say pinged he lathered it out for a throw in halfway towards the halfway line on the other side of the park. Glorious.

Absolute bargain 😂😂😂