TheInspiration

Good thing you haven't met me yet in that case.

Pretty strange logic at Madrid - they win their first league title in four years, then the manager gets the sack. Who cares about tactics - at least they've won something.

Magic wand? Diouf is no better a person than he has ever been, and his goals to games ratio is shocking. As for Martins though, I'd keep him and hope he progresses, as he is an extremely talented footballer. Unfortunately, he's extremely furstrating too.

Don't be silly, I love school.

Nothing.

i cant understand it he is not consistent enough at all True, like pretty much the rest of our players. It's still hilarious the amount of stick he gets - he is most definitely a scapegoat. It seems the fact he had a goal ratio of more than one in two games, in 2006, isn't enough for him to be "anything other than a complete and utter shambles". It's normally something to do with him being a poor finisher or treading on the ball - mistakes which seem to be highlighted far more when he makes them. It's as if our other players are all far better. Well shock horror - Martins misses hatfuls of chances and makes up stupid stories about being shot in a car (while at the same time being asleep), Emre fluffs half the moves up and is far less consistent, Milner can barely cross no matter how many attempts he makes, N'Zogbia throws hissy fits when he's not selected. I could go on of course. It's not like these faults don't go unnoticed, but we don't see threads every couple of weeks about what incompetent twats they are and complaining why they are so "loved".

Rammstein - Sonne

Well it's made Martins look a complete and utter moron - that's for sure.

As opposed to the many "wow Shola Ameobi 30 league goals a season, contender for the european golden boot/ linked with £50m bid from Real Madrid", threads. Ah yes... of which there have been none.

Although its only a few months but I guess the thought of paying out for 28 yearold is a bit different to justify paying out a similar sum for someone who's nearly 30. Definitely, but it just goes to show Arsenal is the loser in this one.

As entertaining as it was to see him push Charley into the pool, Seany was still a knob.

Fantastic, another "Shola is not poor, but a f**king lazy woeful retarded spasticated dickhead" thread.

Can't help but laugh at how Arsenal could have had £50 million for him. A year and a few million pounds wages later he hasn't done that much for them, and they will get £34 million less.

Gotta love that reaction.

I love the Serbian reaction when Derbyshire scores.

What one is he? He's "the luckiest man in the whole wide world". He's a millionaire and is up is own arse. Got some really expensive earring also. That guy from County Durham is certainly the most decent guy to enter the house so far, but even he himself admitted he's arrogant. I've hardly watched it so far and not too bothered really as I can't stand any of them.

That Jonathon guy is a complete knobjockey.

Whilst Allardyce has not been found guilty of anything, I wonder what our new owner makes of all of this? It doesn't matter, remember we'll be getting Mourinho/Benitez next season anyway.

Megadeth - A Tout Le Monde Were pretty good live last night.

Gay singer from Saxon. Judas Priest surely? Oh yeah! Ooops!! In my haste to get the gag out, I made a fundamental metallic error. *hangs head* Rob Halford isn't it?

I think we can asume that whenever he says "my sources inform me...", "I am led to believe that..." etc, he's just saying what JFH has told him on the phone.

1. It's past 2am. 2. I feel a bit stressed out. 3. Can't be bothered to go to bed. 4. I'm tired. 5. Might take a massive lie-in tomorrow.

Can't stand any of them, so I might as well not bother with this series.

As well as the fact he hasn't reassured us he wants to stay, Allardyce has raised doubts about his future, suggesting he'd be interested in any moves for him. While he looks to give 100% on the pitch, he's never appeared to me like he really wants to be here, except for in interviews where it appears like he could well have been forced.

I'm glad people aren;t getting too worked up about Emily, but you can;t expect to get away with saying that in front of millions. Big Brother had no choice but to throw her out, and they did the right thing frankly. She was warned after all. If it was said to one of her supposed many black friends who she'd know for years and they're fine with the term's use, then there's nothing to get worked up about. Instead she says it to someone she had know for only a week, and knowing how annoying Charley is, there's no gurantee how she would respond. It also didn't appear like she interracted much with black people to me - I used to live in Bristol and "nigger" is in no way any less offensive there than any other place.