donaldstott

Are you speaking from experience? Who's never done that? I highly recommend it, it's liberating... I realise he's ginger but it'd be worth him investing in a vat of suncream in order to experience a week in Thailand.

He clearly needs to start using prostitutes, pay a little extra, nowt gives you more confidence than leaving a red hand mark on a whores arse!!

This kid might take pity on Gemmill...

Avoid having to think with handy names that are suitable for either sex: Leslie Shirley Sharon Leigh Francis Ande Jude You reckon? Depends on how many middle names you want, guess you could miss out Sharon, it is a little common.

Man knocked on my door last night wearing a pair of these: I looked at him and thought it might by a lad from down the street, but I wasn't sure. He couldn't see me cos of the springs, it was only when he took the glasses off that he realised he'd knocked on the wrong house. Eeejit.

Avoid having to think with handy names that are suitable for either sex: Leslie Shirley Sharon Leigh Francis Ande Jude

A fiver!!! Some office lacky hass been doing copies on his PC all morning, Doris the cleaner has designed the front cover and players have been asked to donate any unwanted DVD cases...

I think there are definitely a few 'green shoots' around. Media jobs in the Guardian on Monday has always been a good indicator for me. It's up to about 8-10 pages now, having been down to 2-3 pages at one stage...

John Anderson was having fits at Lua Lua for not passing the ball?

If they're big enough they might have a lift share scheme? Or try: https://www.liftshare.com/uk/

I hate the fact that we live in a society that must label everything as if to tone it down. 10 years ago he's a sad old ginger speccy virgin, now he's got 'loveshyness'. Which is clearly just anxiety because he's 27, ginger, speccy and never been kissed. It's like ADHD used to be just bad behaviour.

Couldn't give a toss about being out of the cup. But why did he 'rest' Nicky Butt? He should have been in there instead of Guthrie if you ask me.

Don't go along with that. Every week Howard Webb, who the FA rates as our best referee, gets the biggest game.

I think that's because it IS uphill all the way down John Reid Road. Well done by the way!!

Very young squad for tonight. Tavernier, Tozer, Shane Ferguson, Inman, Baheng, Donaldson, Vuckic and Soderberg all included. Ferguson and Inman played last night though so can't see them getting involved. Carroll is being rested.

How long before the fans of a team winning 1-0 invade the pitch after 85 minutes and stay there for five minutes?

I looked it up. For natural stoppages in play (such as goals) time should not be added on unless it is deemed excessive.

No red & amber? Pretty much the same idea I was on about tbh. Just some visual / audible notification that the whole of the ball has crossed the line. Then there will be no doubt. I'm not sure the technology exists at this point in time though. Would Hawkeye work? because the scenarios in football are very different to line calls in tennis or LBWs in cricket where the lines and stumps are static but a clearing defender is not. I guess some form of laser technology on both ball and goalposts could judge whether all of the sensors crossed all of the line. This obviously needs ball manufacturers to be involved.

Can't be any worse than giving it to Martins. I'd rather he had the shirt and was banging in the goals rather than it remain vacant and we start slipping up.... I think at times we attached too much precious sentiment to that shirt and lest we forget, the likes of Rob McDonald have worn it in the past! There have been some hideous number 9 incumbants over the years but for me it would be yet another stark reminder of how far the club is from where it should be.

Aye Zooey Deschanel. Girl-next-door-hot. Looked good in an elfs costume!!

I think that Lovenkrands and Butt would both benefit from 90 minutes. Krul Raylor Colo Tozer Kadar Donaldson Butt Guthrie Lua Lua Lovenkrands Ranger We'd almost certainly get beat like!!

He's a very poor mans Martins if you ask me and my opinion of Martins is not good..

I think goal line technology would be helpful, but only if it's done on a basis where the decision is instantaneous, with some kind of red light/green light technology behind the goal. But that's the only change I would like to see. With regards to time keeping, I'm not sure that the referee should add extra time on for players retreating back to the centre spot after a goal, and I am a referee!! My game yesterday had 5 second half goals yesterday and only played 1 minute of stoppage time (for two substitutions), is that wrong?

.com speculating as to whether he'll take the number 9 shirt. I truly hope he doesn't.