Super_Steve_Howey

Oh grief, a model of human perfection his really is NOT. I dunno, my mum thinks he's quite tasty Pics?

Can't believe anyone wants Barton in black and white vertical stripes

Why so patronising? If you'd never had cause to use it/look into it before then it's not exactly a crazy thought to think you could drive through it. I guess if people can believe in aliens then a 30 mile long road tunnel is feasible.

Total value for money at £100 so far

So basically you're going to go to bed and think about his balls?

It's cack and completely depressing. Peaked with Dirty Den, came back a bit with Grant and Phil, now it is pure and utter cack.

You actually thought you could drive through? Classic If you're not in any hurry I'd take the ferry, the 'Le Shuttle', as the car carrying train is called, is literally that. You drive onto the train and sit in your car or walk around it. Boring as fuck. The terminal at Folkestone is shite too. Pretty sure the ferry companies are pissing all over it fares wise aswell.

C'mon you reds, stuff the nancy boys 8-0 Mourhino swears at the Queen and gets his head cut off

Fucksake. I hate these wankers, I don't know any Toon fan that likes them either.

Girlfriends

Fred: Look Stevie lad, I know we said if you played 50 games you would get a new contract, but we have subtracted the amount of games you have acted like a penis, and you are now on -15

Friday can fuck off for all I care. Tomorrow is Cup Final Day

Top 3 threads on GC right now. Stay away! Unclean!

Source? SSH's tiny drug addled mind? Tis true. Drugs do shrink your brain. And your cock. Bitter experience or medical knowledge?

Which just means that at some point someone has to clean the dribbles up off the floor, you filthy mongs! I just grab the cat if he's handy....

Surely it is situation dependant?

Source? SSH's tiny drug addled mind? Tis true. Drugs do shrink your brain.

Fat Fred: You'll be amazed what the supporters will put up with once I've finished Operation Roeder

I reckon it will be Simon Jadine Lohit Trey Can't remember how he does the final programme, is it 4 in an interview, then 2 in the final show?

As if he could even use a computer.

£750,000 for a player who was thought to be "past his best", Not only kept him fit but imo improved the overall fitness of the player he inherited from Newcastle Got another 3 seasons out of him without looking like he's lost it. even SSH has to admit that's good management. Nah. I admitted it. Now tell me why it makes Allardyce the best man for the NUFC job? As if Speed was sold because he was unfit, total crap.

It would funny if it weren't for the fact half the 'news' quoted around forums actually comes from one of his articles.

BigFat player = Viduka

I can't see any big names in the OP? Is the title wrong or something?

Are you really that suprised? Cant really say the backroom staff efficency was 100% at the club Yes, can't have anything to do with the fact he arrived back at a club he left thinking he could do better, ending up at 2 shit clubs, while getting fat and shit. Definitely the backroom staff.