Super_Steve_Howey

Martins v Solano penalty shocker Duff should be fined for that dive

0-1 Zoltan Wigglemunch o.g Martins would have had it anyway

I meant Milner. Type-o tbh. aye they do look alike

Just sleep with her sister, or her mam. Or both at the same time Then kick them all in the growler

kin obvious I knocked that up after the first episode

We're gonna piss our pants?

So they can sulk and insult people at the same time? I suppose it's efficient... It's so he can give blow jobs without technically being you know, like that

Zoltan Wigglemunch? Piece of piss

Tattoos are far too permanent for me like. Can't think of a single thing I wouldn't hate within a year And the idea of having an NUFC one just makes me think it will get my head kicked in at some point in my life

Interesting quandry - whether they asked Shearer beforehand if he wanted it Surely if they did, he would have declined? If they didn't, he's screwed, as if he now says he doesn't want it he will look like he's being ungrateful, or maybe not... anyway, made sense when I started typing

He is a heavy smoker though isn't he? Can't have been that surprising. Not all heavy smokers get cancer though. Course not. But they, sorry, we shouldn't be surprised if we do. It says so on the box. Some get heart attacks, bronchitis, emphysema ... btw found this pic that blew my mind when looking up how to spell emphysema

and when she spreads it round the office that he has picures of cocks on his mobe

:D I was right, it is hilarious is it ET then pens?

News reports have it today that 1 in 5 people are cheating, so there are some lying gits on here that's for sure also, it saddens me we have a sad single lady on here, what with all the resident lothario's

Interview question gold

Will be bloody hilarious if Arsenal lose now, Campo what a tit

So to summarise, it's Valentine's night and you're loving the Arse? ....

I really like Seinfeld not that there's anything wrong with that

Not read the posts but enjoyed the wonderful colours used

no, it was still in effect, it's just you never heard it

are all these legends coming out at half time not being recorded somewhere?

depends if you work a 35 hour week or a 50 hour week, also depends if you get 20 days with no bank holidays a year, or 35 days plus banks too, and also depends on whether you have any responsibilities i.e. kids, relatives etc but, all that's by the by, because the only thing it depends on nowadays and in the real wordl is if you have anyone to support you in your old age, because the happiness in your low paid job will be worth sod all when you're dribbling in an old folks home, especially as happy people live longer too. don't worry be happy

"shoes off if you hate Sheera!"

see, I made it universal for all persuasions

err... what does .../\......\o/... mean?