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MARQUEE SIGNING!

Oh, just fuck off!

I hope he gets sent off in the second half.

Absolutely fucking buzzing! Feel like I have done a trifecta of lines of coke.

First time ever with that scoreline at halftime in a home fixture.

Which of those three are the worst abominations? The away kit.

This atrocity will be seen on the 31st of March.

Aye.

Well my "vacation" has truly fucked my expenses. Two days off the coast snorkeling and diving resulted in the worst sunburn I have ever experienced. After making it home, the next day I collapsed and was driven to the hospital. My core temperature was bordering on 102 degrees! Sun poisoning. Three night bill awaits me.

A judge has issued the punishment of a book report to a lass who shot her boyfriend. The couple had wanted more followers on their youtube account. Set up the stunt of him holding up a phone book and she aimed at it then pulled the trigger. WTF?

Absinthe. How does anybody enjoy this? The sugar cube was nice but the battery acid taste has put me off. I think the term for me me is three sheets to the wind.

Trump signed a $12bn deal to sell Qatar dozens of F-15 fighter jets. Putin offers Comey political asylum. Pence has hired Richard Cullen as his new lawyer. Come on you, Jenga.

Justin Barnes, who has never worked in football and will not be employed by the club, has been named as a lieutenant to help run the club. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/06/15/mike-ashley-drafts-trusted-abrasive-lieutenant-help-run-newcastle/?WT.mc_id=tmg_share_tw

yeah, but isn't this bloke very damaged goods?

Southampton has been given clearance for a £190 million takeover by Gao Jisheng, the chief executive of Lander Sports Development.

Bus incident in London.

Brilliant editing.

Clay Higgins (R-Louisiana) is receiving plenty of backlash after posting this. "The free world… all of Christendom… is at war with Islamic horror. Not one penny of American treasure should be granted to any nation who harbors these heathen animals. Not a single radicalized Islamic suspect should be granted any measure of quarter. Their intended entry to the American homeland should be summarily denied. Every conceivable measure should be engaged to hunt them down. Hunt them, identity them, and kill them. Kill them all. For the sake of all that is good and righteous. Kill them all."

Cheick Tiote was a wrecking-ball midfielder loved by Newcastle because he cared so much

With one swish of his left foot Cheick Tioté was a Newcastle United cult hero