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Welcome back to the league Nottingham Forest.

We now have a buyer for Lascelles. Send him back to the Midlands.

Ralfie Rangnick has already seen enough. He is jumping off ship and has accepted the Austrian manager position.

‘WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY’ Snippet from the article: “Because they’ve had to fend for themselves so much, they’ve essentially become feral,” Waterfield continued. “So they’ve gone back to their animal roots. They’re no longer tame: they’re like a vicious bear and pig who want to go around and try and find prey.” The film was shot in 10 days in England, not far from Ashdown Forest, the inspiration for Milne’s imaginary Hundred Acre Wood in the “Winnie the Pooh” stories. Although Waterfield declined to reveal the budget for the slasher flick, he said audiences “shouldn’t be expecting this to be a Hollywood-level production.” Jagged Edge Productions, which Waterfield runs with co-producer Scott Jeffrey, made the film, and ITN Studios have already signed on to distribute it (a release date is TBD). https://omnihanded.com/winnie-the-pooh-blood-and-honey-director-teases-slasher-film-plot-pooh-and-piglet-go-on-a-rampage/

Wonder what Benzema has on his schedule for today?

Alex Murphy joins the academy from Galway.

Atalanta on Friday, 29 July and Athletic Bilbao on the 30th according to twatter.

Trump just named off all of the names of the victims from the Texas massacre at the NRA event.

Beyond fucking parody!

https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/takeover-rumour.1580753/

Boubacar.

That would amount to 210 goals and 130 assists spread out across your Under 8s team.

Meanwhile, one of the girls that survived is saying it is because she smeared blood from her dead friend on her and then pretended she was dead.

Look at that heatmap. Lush!

Kids guide?

13 young players released from the club. Tom Allan, Ryan Barrett, Brad Cross, Oisin McEntee, Mo Sangare, Reagan Thomson, Jake Turner, Adam Wilson, Piotr Banda, Liam Chrystal, Joel Green, Josh Nicholson, and Nathan Robertson

Their rage has now pivoted to attacking trees. https://www.readytogo.net/smb/threads/best-stuff-to-kill-off-a-tree-stump.1580627/

Too scared to go into the building at first, some of them went in and got their kid/kids out, parents arrived and some were threatened to be tazed, a few of the parents were even handcuffed. Cowards!

Zlatan: "For the past six months I played without an ACL in my left knee. Swollen knee for six months. I was only able to train with the team 10 times in the last six months. Took more than 20 injections in six months. Emptied the knee once a week for six months. Painkillers every day for six months. Barely slept for six months because of the pain. Never suffered so much on and off the pitch. I made something impossible to something possible. In my mind I had only one objective, to make my teammates and coach champions of Italy because I made them a promise. Today I have a new ACL and another trophy"

Drinkwater: "My time at @chelseafc has come to an end… actually feels really strange writing this. Me, the club and fans are hugely disappointed with the outcome there is no doubt about that. Injuries, how I have been treated, mistakes I have made, issues of the pitch, lack of game time… the list of excuses could be endless but I would not and can not change what’s happened. I’m going to look at positives over the past 5 years, I have played with great players, coached by awesome managers, worked with some brilliant staff, met some fantastic people, lived in some beautiful places, travelled the world and won some more silverware. Footballs a fantastic sport but this for both parties was a business move gone wrong, it’s as black and white as that. To the @chelseafc fans I apologise for how this has turned out I would of loved for u to see me at my best in that shirt doing what I love. All the best x"