Matt

Left Luggage, facing the ticket office turn right and it's on your left once you're past WH Smiths. There is also a massive 'Left Luggage' sign right outside it. So no excuses.

The novelty wears thin, mainly due to most users not knowing what colour schemes are actually readable. Like Meenz, I only really use it for bands.

Yep, you can't beat a local understanding of what the club really means. It's what makes a coach a top coach.

Of last year's line up, I saw The Proclaimers- good for a laugh Hayseed Dixie- same as above Boy Kill Boy- Bland but listenable. Orson- Dismal. Hard-Fi- They're so good, they don't have to sound check. Spent the first four songs signalling to the engineers and singing off key. Shite. There were a few other smaller bands on, but no idea who they were.

I went last year and you can't whinge for free. Loads of pissed kids but not too bad.

Echo the sentiments, but can't say it's a particularly nice looking building.

Surely the title should read 'I've not joined Newcastle yet'?

Don't plan on going anywhere due to lack of funds, will visit mates who are dotted around the UK at various points. Sofas come free.

I'm knackered today. Really can't be arsed. On the plus side this is week 1 of 3 upcoming 4 day weeks as I'm off on Friday, Monday and then the week after its the Bank Holiday.

Over in Spain, Barca beat Getafe 5-2, including this fluke from Messi http://www.dailymotion.com/search/messi/vi...i-contre-getafe

I've got one, best decision I've ever made. I buy loads of stuff, say that i'll pay it back but only send in half the amount. Then I apologise in the Chronicle and promise I'll pay next time. Done that for the last six months and every time the fools believe the story. Best credit you'll ever get.

You'll have a phone cable socket on the back (type RJ-31, a bit like the network cable on RJ-45 but smaller).

If anything injuries have helped Roeder this season. Barring Owen and Shola, he had more or less a full squad to pick for the Man City game. He picked the wrong starting lineup, wrong tactics and pulled off the worst substitutions since Souness against Fulham at home. If he'd have had the chance to show that sort of bufoonery in every game, he'd have been long since out on his arse.

Just finished a project and boxed it up ready to be shipped. I feel as though that's enough to merit some relaxation time from now till 5pm tomorrow.

Don't feel pressured into drinking just because it's your birthday, now.

Must be a University thing for green, makes it look like a 70s church hall. Looks a bit like the stupidly-named (blame Cisco Systems) InfoLab21 at Lancaster, a hideous lump that can be seen from a distance down the M6.

You HAVE to? Really?

Pah, I was up by 11.59.

That's odd as I wasn't drinking the previous night you mong. What's your excuse for sleeping so much then?

Me an' all. Few players offer value for money when you consider the sort of wedge Emre, Parker or Duff are on. I just would get someone else to spend the proceeds, that's all.

Jerome Bud-Vareilles

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Jay Tabb (Clear)

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