Walliver

Rob Lee.

I'm off to Ireland tomorrow for a couple of nights. Anyone got any recommendations for what I should do when I'm there?

Stephen Carr makes me sad.

This looks pretty good as well - if I get the basic deal with no monitor it comes to £187. I'm not going to get better than that, am I? http://www.hotukdeals.com/item/237237/dell...el-core-2-duo-/

Not just assault, but assaulting a woman. Wow. What odds on the first Premiership player to be done for paedophilia to be a Newcastle player?

:worship: :bow: :bowdown: :kneel: I'm sure I've seen a smiley like this before. Anyone?

SNES, clearly.

I've decided I might fancy one of them. What's the best idea? I've heard that from tomorrow they're all coming down in price (60gb harddrive + wireless controller + crappy game for £160/£169.99) and I'm quite tempted by that but I'm half thinking of going for a second hand console but I'm put off by the rumours that they crash all the time and that someone might try and scam me. If I do get one, what games should I go for? Pro Ev over Fifa is a given.

My computer's a pile of bum so I'm looking to get a new one. I basically need it to faff about on the internet and play Football Manager. This one looks quite pretty, will it do me well? http://www.pcworld.co.uk/martprd/store/pcw...ormationSection I'm quite happy with my monitor, keyboard etc.

Great thread idea, here's another one: http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/

I'll never love him as much as I love Henman, but I still hope he wins. Mon, the Murray.

Surely Downing was only playing tonight because Capello wanted to see what he could do in a match situation and playing against Andorra is like a training match + 1. No point getting our best player knackered for the Croatia game either.

If they didn't turn round there wouldn't be a problem.

Isn't it funny how they always seem to know when you're looking at them? How do they do it?

Seems like a sensible idea regarding alcohol in all honesty.

Look who else used to play for them! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%A9lder_Crist%C3%B3v%C3%A3o

I've lost track of the relevant thread, but how many clubs has Shola turned down this summer? Are we really pricing him out of anything?

The first time someone told me this joke - when I was really young (Berb in old joke shocker) - that was my reaction and I got more and more infuriated as he didn't tell me a joke that I could understand and he just kept repeating the same lines.

I'd be a total spelling/grammar/retardedness fascist if I were in charge of recruitment to any extent. I'd like to take the Viz approach to it - toss half the CVs into the bin without reading them. After all, you don't want to hire anyone who's unlucky.

I think someone with such a great brain as KP will be great for captain. I'm sure he'll come up with a few cracking ideas and bizarre field placings that people haven't really used before but will work brilliantly.

Marco. I think Wacky's made his feelings for you fairly clear over quite a long period of time.

Is he a bastard or was he just having a bad day?