Walliver

Did you?

What did you do to have a rest from watching TV?

I've spoken to someone I work with and they reckon it might be because I was being taxed too much before so it's a bit of that back. She's had similar done to her. Is this true/likely?

Andrea McLean. I miss being a student and being able to watch Loose Women. Andrea McLean picture

I was away on holiday at the end of last month so I've only just been given my pay slip. This is my third payment in this job but for no apparent reason I've been given an extra £200. Is there a logical explanation for this? Should I tell anyone?

Does anyone on this board actually enjoy their work? I do. This living for the weekend business seems strtange to me - especially if it involves a computer, a paper and soup...

Did you find your wire/cable, then?

I think Magma's got one...

No one's done this week's Popbitch yet.. Q: What has anal sex got in common with spinach? A: If you were forced to have it as a child, chances are you won't like it as an adult.

Is it not letting you in the five current facts thread either? I want to know if you are still taking driving lessons and have you finally found that fecking printer/scanner(?) cable yet? He's probably on MSN, chat to him on there if you want to find out.

Last season Adam Moffat played for Elgin City. He isn't as good as Adam Nelson who got a star move to Brechin City this summer. Moffat has just signed for The Columbus Crew who face LA Galaxy on Saturday. Within a season he's gone from facing the likes of Derek Ure to playing against David Beckham (if he wasn't injured etc, etc). http://web.mlsnet.com/news/team_news.jsp?y...p&team=t102

He's no James Blunt tbh

I used to think I could guess what music people liked from the way I looked but then I realised that if I saw me walking down the street I'd get it completely wrong and that I was being stupid. I always wonder why people get so argumentative about music (see: Blunt thread) but not so much about other senses. You don't like the smell of cinnamon? You prefer the feel of velvet to silk? What a gay.

I normally find the singles of Blunt, Johnson et al quite enjoyable but their albums seem to be the same song on repeat. My flatmate bought Blunt's first album and I found it tedious even though the songs aren't actually that bad. Y'know what I mean?

This was great fun! I got 8, 11, 8, 12, 10, 9, 10, 11. I didn't bother with the anoraks' one.

Six cities, aren't there? Aberdeen, Dundee, Edinburgh, Glasgow, Inverness and Stirling? Your point still stands.

Isn't this a bit like 'if she's wearing revealing clothing, is it okay for me to stick my cock in her regardless of her wants and desires'?

Every sperm is sacred. Catholics dont believe in blobs, the more devout catholic a country, the more like the birds will do anal. Just before i went to meet this bird in Rome, my mate said Italian birds love it in the arse so if i ended up banging her, be sure to give it a nudge. He was right. Kate is canny fit for the record. You can't cum up their arse though can you or it does some damage or is that pissing up their arse, i can't remember. Anyone? I got some arse to mouth action off her so i cant really say for sure. I'd say pissing up a bird's arse is a bit much, catholic or not. What? She sucked you off after you had it in her stinkhole? May as well have ate her own turd instead! It was maybe a bit tangy but looked clean to me. How low can this thread go? I opened it thinking after misreading Kate for Madeleine. In my eyes, it was lower at the beginning and at least your arse-to-mouth action wasn't with a kid (presumably).

I got six and thought I did quite well. Apparently the cut off is seven.

My ex's name.

I don't care how many threads this could have gone into, the comical genius of this small clip deserves a space all to itself. WOW!

Ask her about it when she's sober, if she says the words 'just friends' tell her that's fine but if she comes on to you again, sober or not, then you're going to sleep with her. You win, I think.

Last week sometime, I was in work with my headphones on listening to music. I let one rip and thought that because I could hear it then it must've been really loud. There were two other girls in the office and I was horrified of what they must've been thinking about me. I sneaked a glance at the first and saw she had headphones on, too. Score! I then swivelled round and saw the other girl had her headphones on, too! Result!

One thing I hate about communal toilets is that if a tink has been in before me and pissed on the seat/floor I feel the need to wipe up their wee - this is because if I walk out as someone else walks in they're going to think it's me who is the minger. I've just come back from the toilet and on the toilet seat I found urine and blood! Come on, man, woman, man!

I bought a new computer game today but it keeps crashing. Colin McRae's Helicopter Simulation 2007 is rubbish.