Walliver

She's flirty, turned thirty, ain't that the age a girl gets really dirty?

I went to school with a guy called Andrew whose birthday it is today.

http://www.cultzeros.co.uk is pretty cool for football fans. You can get the faces of loads of different players - for Newcastle they have all the greats like Luque, Marcelino, Bramble and Guivarc'h - and you can choose your own colour scheme and put your own text on it.

Today's my first day of being unemployed again and I'm bored already, but not quite at the stage to fanny about on MySpace and Facebook for ages. What should I do? I'll look for a job later.

I used to until my parents told me to stop arson about.

I play 6-a-side outside on a thursday and you hardly ever get high scoring games, mainly because you get loads of stoppages in play due to their being throw ins goal kicks etc, and secondly because I'm in goal. Fat lad are ya? and you can all fuck off before you start! Boom boom! The sound you make when you land?

What relation is my dad's uncle's son to me?

I opened this preparing to laught at Brian Irvine getting the job. Oh well.

Do you have long hair and wear a bandana when you play football?

Say I wanted to buy www.walliver.com how would I actually do this? Do I get special deals on how much space I want for images and videos, etc? Can I buy 'quicker' websites than others? As you can tell, I know very little about it.

Oh my.

That's exactly what I do and what I'm planning to do tonight. Sometimes I wear an Elgin shirt, that makes me even easier to spot. This evening I'm going to be wearing a long sleeved Newcastle home top with the blue Northern Rock logo and an amazing player's name on the back. Will I see you there? Do you actually know someone I play with or have you just spotted my dismal attempts at football from a nearby pitch? I shall let you know the morrow If I'm correct. If you see someone banging them in on a near by pitch it could well be me. That seems decidedly one sided. What are you going to be wearing? I want to be able to find you, too! I start at 8.15pm. I'm going to be nervous tonight but because I played rubbish last week I reckon I'll be okay today.

That's exactly what I do and what I'm planning to do tonight. Sometimes I wear an Elgin shirt, that makes me even easier to spot. This evening I'm going to be wearing a long sleeved Newcastle home top with the blue Northern Rock logo and an amazing player's name on the back. Will I see you there? Do you actually know someone I play with or have you just spotted my dismal attempts at football from a nearby pitch?

All I know is that "A man who died following a fall from an Aberdeen multi-storey car park has been named. Twenty-year-old student Euan Morrison from the city's Cults area was found in Chapel Street on Saturday night. Police say their inquiries have been completed and there are no suspicious circumstances." Who am I? Do we have a mutual friend?

Euan Morrison from Cults, know him?

No matter what anyone tells me, I doubt I'll ever see an electronic 'ink' that is as comfortable on the eyes as the printed stuff. Continual scrolling better than flicking a page? I'm not sure it is. Why would I want to carry around my whole library with me? I very rarely read more than one book at a time which isn't particularly heavy.

Actually, I never watched Seinfeld. Is that any good?

I'm in. Have to admit I was hoping for something of a bigger team.

My friend has just got me into this and I'm slowly working my way through the series. I've done the first two and enjoyed them both immensely. Does it keep steady all the way through or am I about to experience a peak/dip?

Trim and shave, it's the only way to be.

Sky have just got random punters phoning in guessing where it is, I've heard about five different locations so far...

Breaking news on Sky at the moment, can't see a story on the web yet.

They have stalks/legs and a poisonous sting. They cannot see yet they can sense when a human is nearby so can kill them. The only advantage a man has is his eyesight, heaven help those who fall blind.

I'm rubbish with knowing things. I live in the UK. I want region 2 DVDs, don't I? I'll watch them on either a PS2 or an XBOX360. Will either of these let me enjoy a region 1 disc?

I read the book when I was on holiday a couple of months ago, really enjoyed it. Is Chocky anywhere near as good?