Walliver

I always wear boxers unless I go swimming/wear my swimming shorts as normal shorts. How many of the Scots are true Scotsmen when they wear kilts, how many tarnish the name of their countryfolk?

You know what you're trying to say because you're the author; sometimes we don't have a clue. As for the use of punctuation, look at this example. Two letters, exactly the same wording, different punctuation, different meanings. Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is all about. You are generous, kind, thoughtful. People who are not like you admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me for other men. I yearn for you. I have no feelings whatsoever when we're apart. I can be forever happy - will you let me be yours? Gloria And now the other punctuation: Dear John, I want a man who knows what love is. All about you are generous, kind, thoughtful people who are not like you. Admit to being useless and inferior. You have ruined me. For other men I yearn; for you I have no feelings whatsoever. When we're apart, I can be forever happy - will you let me be? Yours, Gloria

I got a tape through the post the other day, too. The only problem I have is that I don't have a tape player...

Glad you aren't getting too carried away there. I think he's just playing it safe in case Carroll gets injured or something. Most people can see that he's already better than Shearer ever was.

I thought that at first but she isn't. Save the gif and put it in something like Jasc Animation shop - there are only 34 frames with no funnny business. It works on my computer, too, so there can't be any special codes on the page that tell her what to do.

I haven't seen this before, very strange. It took me a while to make her do what I wanted but when you get it it's pretty awesome. I've also saved the file to check there's nothing dodgy in it and there isn't, it's just a plain gif. Click

I didn't see much of The Beast last season - is he a striker or an attacking midfielder? Could we play him alongside Barton in midfield?

I hope not. And aren't someone, maybe Spurs, stalling because West Brom want over 8m?

I think it would've been funnier if they had succeeded.

Wes Brown wouldn't cost £7m. Would he?

A decent left back - Riise if he's available - and a young left back with loads of potential who no one except Sam has ever heard of. A new centre back (or two?)- Hyypia? Heinze? Cannavaro?? Someone in central midfield with something a bit special about him. If Deco is available and willing he'd be perfect. Then we should have two teams capable of playing in the Premiership. If Ashley want to splash out on someone special like Quaresma (YouTube based opinion only) then I'd be happy with that. Given/Krul Geremi/Nobby Rozenhal/Taylor New CB/Huntington Riise/New Kid Dyer/Milner Barton/Butt Deco/Emre Duff/Zoggy Owen/Martins Viduka/Shola

Good replacement for Chopra.

C'MON, TIM!

No you lose, now get to standing in the background of people on t.v I was on the telly on Monday in the background of a Ross Govans piece - did you see me?

I'd probably get the wrong day. If it's half as bad as they say it is then no thanks.

I'll be at work 'til around 7 tonight. Do I win?

Girls Aloud - Sexy! No, No, No... Premiered today. w00t!

I'm sure this isn't a new idea but it's something I've never understood; how do YouTube get away with publishing copyrighted material? I'm pretty sure they can't use the same excuse as the peer-to-peer services that claim its up to the users, can they? I know in the past YouTube have taken videos off at the request of copyright holders so they must admit to being, at least slightly, at fault. Is it possible to claim compensation from the site if they put up someone else's copyrighted material?

Writing headlines is a horrible thing to do. What would you have used for that story?

I look very similar today except I'm wearing a white shirt.

I have no idea. I think you're safe.

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then? Why not 54 then? Because 54 is a rubbish number. So is 36. People normally want numbers in the 1-11 because it makes them seem like first teamers. (18 is closer to 11 (and 9) than 36 or 54!) I remember when Zamorano hat 1+8 on his shirt after someone (Ronaldo?) stole his #9 shirt. 3+3=6 3+6=9 or 3+3+3=9 We know his arse maybe wide but 333 would truly make him a laughing stock. It's not 1984 any more, when was the last time you saw a team take to the field with 1-11 for their players numbers??? Last time I watched Elgin. Nearly always, the best players in every squad will be in the 1-11 range. Obviously there will be exceptions but the majority will have a low number. Do not use Stephen Carr as an example if you reply.

I like my red shirt, what's wrong with it?

I'm wearing a red shirt, black trousers, black socks and black shoes. I don't have to deal with the public but everyone else in the office is smart and I quite enjoy dressing up. If you look at this video, filmed today, I'm the guy nearest the camera in the first shot. Northern Exposure

His weight in stones. Watch it Ken will get upset at you! Give you a hint. 3+6=? Why not 18 then? Why not 54 then? Because 54 is a rubbish number. So is 36. People normally want numbers in the 1-11 because it makes them seem like first teamers. (18 is closer to 11 (and 9) than 36 or 54!) I remember when Zamorano hat 1+8 on his shirt after someone (Ronaldo?) stole his #9 shirt.