Walliver

Up the arse or normally? If the poo's runny enough she'll be well lubricated!

I've never heard that phrase before - Urban dictionary has it as someone who's circumcised, is that what you really mean?

In the first couple of years at (primary) school. It was my first lesson of music and movement and I was shy at that age and too scared to ask the teacher if I could go to the toilet. I convinced myself that I could hold it in but I couldn't. I got my mate to ask the teacher if I could go before I ran/waddled through. Luckily I was weraing y-fronts so I managed to drop it in the toilet rather than on the floor.

Plays golf right handed so he doesn't mess up his batting.

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh. Bet your sweat smells like burnt brussel sprouts though How do you cook your Brussels sprouts?

Which one's Nancy?

Cheryl Tweedy/Cole. Fucking class! I'd love to put my knob cheese on her minge toast! Minge toast is the best phrase I've ever heard!

You're completely losing me now I'm afraid. And I'm not a vegetarian, everyone knows being a vegetarian makes you constantly fart. Just imagine being a veggy cat owner, you'd stink of fart and piss, all of the time, WOW!! must be hard getting a job as anything but a bus-driver I'm a vegetarian and I don't fart very often. My flatmate eats meat and farts all the time. Sweeping generalisations tbh.

Did Sib not get given a new contract?

Linesman's flag's broken.

Could do with giving less balls to the opposition though... I thought he was quite poor to start with but he got going after a while and has been playing pretty well. It might've been around the time he had to go off that was the turning point.

They'll get a lucky goal late on like they always do against us.

I love Brian Lara. I got really interested in county cricket and chose Warwickshire as my team because of Gladstone Small. The treble season with Lara was absolutely amazing - and to think he was second choice overseas player for that season behind Prabhakar! I definitely rate him as the best batsman of modern day cricket.

BRAMBLE!

He knew Rio was going to get injured. Either that or it's Freddie's masterplan - you can play Owen but only if you give Taylor a call up.

All over them tbh.

At least he scored before leaving Just got a yellow as well. I thought you were going to go to that? Nope working on my project this weekend, but going to Kilmarnock game next weekend. Rangers beat Hearts. See Elgin had a good game this afternoon. Today killed off our chances of a top eight finish. If we beat Queen's Park today and then Montrose next week it would've been oh-so-glorious. A couple of my mates were at the Aberdeen game and apparently King Ricky Foster's goal was an absolute peach.

At least he scored before leaving Just got a yellow as well. I thought you were going to go to that?

Ninth wicket stand of 246! Bresnan 116 and Gillespie to scored with 123* before getting figures of 10-3-23-1.

At least he scored before leaving

Edit: That's a link...

You should get a job in Cineworld, they all go there. I almost served Anderson once but his wife decided Baskin-Robbins was better than Ben and Jerry's. I also served Karim Touzami, Scott Booth, Andy Bagshaw, David Robertson ('Are you going to get us promoted next season?', 'Aye, either that or I'll get the sack.' He got the sack for being rubbish) and loads of Elgin players you won't be that interested in. King Shola was in there with some mates a few weeks back too! Didn't even buy the drinks, apparently.

Sometimes walk, sometimes turn taps on. You'd leave the urinal, turn the tap on and then go back to the urinal? What if they've got those silly taps that you need to keep pressing to make them work?

That's what all the cool kids do.