Walliver

Bring back Faye!

C'mon, how often would that happen at St. James' based on this season. 40. 45 if you include friendlies.

Please tell me you're going because it's for your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend. Ever wondered why? Because I'm ugly?

Please tell me you're going because it's for your girlfriend? I don't have a girlfriend.

Surely when Keegan came he had to do it (save us from relegation, get us promoted, get us into Europe) without Alan Shearer?

Apart from Americans, does anyone else call football by its other name?

Does that mean after they win the league this year more teams are likely to copy them? I hope so.

My next gig will be next Tuesday - Girls Aloud with Rogue Traders supporting.

Blackburn offered that to Shearer. I know - he rejected it then left! If we trick Owen into signing it then no one else can actually buy him, can they? My phone's stupid, I tried to tell my mate that "Roeder's gone" it thought I meant "Roeder's good".

Mickey Owen for player/manager? It's one way to keep him here for a while.

Yes its impossible, I've just realised I forgot meenzer, jimbo and skol Thats it, i give up....you're all great! So great Craig managed to whittle us down to nine!

FYP

That Jason Roberts is some player, why has no one on here suggested we buy him?

I find it too hard to do ten but if there was only going to be one poster I'd choose it to be Phantom Cole.

At least Dyer has high hopes for us.

Just read that other thread - did someone really say this about Boom?

Lionel Perez tbh.

Are you willing to accept the same bet with anyone else?

We already proved that we can sign world class players when we bought the 6th best player in the world on Obafemi Martins. Who's 1-5?

Isn't a bit more obvious when it's a guy faking?

Update: I'm a spastic. My stadium's capacity is only 10,000. I'm moving into a 16,000 seater in November.

I got taken over this week. The press were mentioning the new guy bringing £6.75m to the club (my debts are about £5m at the moment) but so far he's given nothing. At the moment I'm on the fringes of European qualification so hopefully that'll help with finances and get me a few glory seeking fans. Edit: Scratch that, they've given me £6.25m, in the form of bank loans. How do Gimnastic normally do in other people's games? At the moment I'm 7th after 29 games, one point behind 6th (UEFA cup) and two points behind 5th and 4th (CL). I usually play as either Elgin (where I do pretty well) or Newcastle (where I'm hopeless). I thought I was just suited to playing in the lower leagues but now I'm starting to think I might actually be okay when I'm not Newcastle (who beat Leeds in the League Cup final).

Josie and the Pussycats.

Same with my role really. There's two of us in our team providing support for around 200 people in our building. If one of us is off, the other has to cover and it's hell. I'm good mates with him as well so I wouldn't want to put him through that if it wasn't genuine and he's the same. What happens if you're both off ill on the same day?