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When you're at a urinal next to another man and you get that embarrassing lack of flow, what do you do to sort the situation? If you leave without pissing there's the fear that the other bloke knows you're scared and you'll leave with a full bladder but if the other bloke's having a big piss and you're left standing doing nothing that's equally as bad. It's tricky...

The best recent animation is Curious George.

This?

Lion King.

What's LCL?

I wish it was Friday though I wish it was next friday. Got my honours project report in that day. Then going down to crazy golf then out pubbing and then Aberdeen game on the Saturday. Until then The pirate crazy golf?! Is that open!?!

Gladstone <3 <3 <3 Edit: Don't know my smilies.

tbh

It's a fix tbh, if Jimmy Dobson's already been picked how can I play?

Merge The Fish's idea with Patrokles'. Norfolking Way.

Aye, and no Slinga either.

Edit: Oops.

So far he's right! God still has 13 and a half hours to try and outfox him though.

Magma <3 MySpace forever. 1. I have no job. 2. I have no money. 3. I have bills I can't really afford. 4. I'm supposed to be going to meet my mate in Glasgow tomorrow but he hasn't replied to confirm which is worrying me. 5. I have two mattresses on my bed at the moment.

What would people rather have as our 4 strikers next season: Owen, Martins, Shola, Sib or Owen, Martins, Sib, Carroll with money earnt from Shola being spent on a defender?

That's probably why it isn't smiling.

Eh? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSEjeNXAbKQ

What a fool he'll look if that comes about tomorrow.

The way I read it it said that the whole deal would be £8m - so more like Gilberto + £5m. Which I'd still take.

Dougie Hall doing something useful for a change. Still, I am not dancing as it isn't a) confirmed and b ) the replacement isn't another tosser like Steve Bruce... Someone's probably been in touch with Quinn asking if he fancies the job tbh.

Eh? 'Allowed to progress to a semi final? Surely that's the nature of cup competition? Competition being the operative word. All ManU had to do was turn up, for a so called 'semi-final'. I would love to see who Watford actually had to play to get this far, and the squads that were put out against them. This has sub-standard competition written all over it. Watford 4-1 Stockport 06-01-2007 West Ham 0-1 Watford 27-01-2007 Watford 1-0 Ipswich 17-02-2007 Plymouth 0-1 Watford 11-03-2007

Only two points behind eighth now!

I have two flat viewings today. Whereabouts are they?

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