Walliver

I've just twigged that it's Friday 13th today. Anyone got any horrific stories to share?

Did you win any games against 11 men?

I agree with that. I think both albums had about four or five brilliant songs and then the rest I thought were terrible. What A Waster is superb.

Renton not down with the youth of today as "Cold Play" as he puts it all being one word. What word's that then, shit? I don't like them either Renton but the pendant in me just came flying out.

TBH. WTF? NSFW.

0800 R-E-V-E-R-S-E I've never seen a post with such little thought put into it - where's the picture of Holly?

Superman pwns Batman so badly it's unreal.

Amy MacDonald

This. Leave it, Noisewater! Despite the amazing football they undoubtedly play, I've found a deep hatred for Manyoo, almost from nowhere. Liverpool for the CL and Chelsea can win the treble.

Tbh if I want to look at tits facebook would not be the first website that springs to mind. What would?

I stumbled across a few of the shows that Steve's talking about and have to say I enjoyed them. I particularly liked the cnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn show in America where they were asking people where USA should invade next.

"Member"

My parents have got Sky Broadband and it seems quite patchy. Keeps dropping out when someone uses the phone and at other random times.

If Butt isn't at the club that means he can't be partnered with Scott Parker.

I got Celebrations too. I also got a Simpsons egg (uneggspectedly, the chocolate isn't terrible). However, it comes with cards instead of extra chocolate; isn't that going against what Easter's all about?

Sacrificing themselves to let Pietersen in. Good, just played a cracking straight drive off Tait. KP > England I think you're forgetting about someone... RAVI RAVI RAVI RAVI RAVI BOPORA!

Sacrificing themselves to let Pietersen in.

i'm totally the opposite, i hate going anywhere where they all speak english, it makes a holiday too easy.. I could definitely live in Madrid, or anywhere in Northern Italy.. esp around Florence My main reason for native English speakers is because I want to be a journalist - I'll struggle in English nevermind if I need to learn a new language. I know some countries may have English publications for ex-pats and the like but I'd have to be guaranteed a job with one of those before I'd think about moving. I'm all for going on holidays elsewhere but I couldn't live somewhere without English.

I've signed up to Facebook today purely so I can join this group. Anyone else?x Edit: On the site they've got Kieron's name right.

Roeder winning, Big Sam losing.

I loved Acuna, got his name on the back of one of my tops. If we are going to play Parker every game who should we be playing alongside him in the middle? Dyer? Zog? Emre?

Gary Speed!

Wow! I haven't done any of those things. I haven't driven a lorry or bus either.

Don't worry, I laughed when I read it too.