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Is that person Ricky Martin? She Bangs lyrics

I always answer in a sort of "Hello?" tone. I think it's asked as a question out of habit from answering landlines when I don't know who's calling. I should really be more affirmative when I have the name coming up on the screen... My first was a Motorola my mate lent me because I was about the only person in our year who didn't have one in about 2001/02. I can't remember the model and I can't find a picture of it.

Is there an actual law against feeding dog crap to someone?

Being so far in debt there's not much I can do. I got Guardiola on a free and being a Spanish legend I thought he might help. I looked to Newcastle for loans but Luque and Carroll weren't interested and the best I could get was Le Sib...

People were generally disappointed. Lots of complaints of a minging aftertaste. Did I go wrong or is the drink just shit?

An ex used MySpace to hunt me down. Big mistake.

Allardyce to Man City, Pearce to us?

Unlike the other comeback boy. Nice to see Shola hasn't lost his very unique touch for: - being offside almost constantly. The one time he wasn't it was by luck. - giving away needless fouls when we are in dangerous possessions. - and of course still having no spatial awareness. Jumping for the ball as it flies 3 feet above his head. Twat. I also love the fact he controls the ball by letting it bounce off his shin before deciding to meander along somehow keeping it before either going arse over tit or, like you said, giving away a foul. Like the time (when, admittedly he was offside) he brought down Solano's long pass right to his feet?

We have a new crisis... The crisis is all our players are back and they're still terrible. Parker, Butt, Moore, Baba, Bernard, Sib, Emre...

Looks like Bramble's lost any chance he had of a new contract.

He started, like.

i will say n'zogbia w/ the equalizer... And Owen with the winner!

I'm sure Laz or Jimbo could help you out .. I'm perfectly capable of using Google, thanks!

Great pass from Dyer!

Owen, Martins, Shola, Dyer, N'Zogbia and Martins. If we can't score with all those on the pitch...

Tom Fletcher.

Minge.

I liked that free kick.

Wrong x 2.

Dyer captain?!

ESPN have us listed as 4-4-2 with Sib on the right. Shirley not?

I'm very excited by that! It's my favourite formation on Pro Ev, that's probably what Roeder's been playing.

I was text-dumped during the 2002 World Cup final.

I'm making this special cocktail for tomorrow night. I'll let you all know how it goes. The green one looks an amazing colour at the moment.

I've started a game with Gimnastic and I'm doing really well - I'm about 5th in January of the first season. My problem is that I'm about 4m in debt and I'm scared that I'm going to get sacked because of that. I've tried selling my players but no one wants them and it's just made them all unhappy. I've got an average attendance of less than 10,000. Is there any way to boost this? Apart from winning games, I've won far more than I was expected to, what can I do?