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Or someone planning on giving it to a tramp. Open your heart Gemmill.

Tapatalk thinks you're negative. Show it the door. You don't need those apps in your life.

He isn't going to be good or he is going to be another Shola? No wonder you can't make your mind up tbf. Have a cup of tea and a little lie down.

Sissoko would struggle to hit his wife lately.

Where's the Sunderland match thread ffs?

Ryder's exclusive match report... JOJON IS TOP SHELVEY!!!!!1

No one said must win yet?

If that's freedom I don't want it.

We know.

Taking the silent k too far.

Too arty ffs. Should have worked in an office and achieved fuck all.

I blame the fans.

Men who are skint prefer bigger tits, or something. https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/head-games/201305/what-is-it-about-men-and-breast-size

Is he going to get the Saville treatment?

http://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jan/12/newcastle-united-fans-unfurl-protest-banner-against-mike-ashleys-sports-direct

12miw is fahk awl veez daze lads.

Sits on his crack

Own goal then?

Should be a keeper. Going to confuse Noelie.

A one off. Probably the coolest Englishman of all time.

Can he hit a cow's arse with a banjo?